NS slang and definitions

1. GabJab Gab. Jab.

The act of thrusting your meatsword into a girls mouth while she is talking about.... anything

2. Chodo K.O. Cho-Do. K. 0.

The act of inflicting a knockout blow with your manhood while undoing your fly.

3. Cleveland Steamer Cleave-Land. Stea-mer.

The Act of crapping on someones chest and then buldozing it with your ass.

 
^ i'm cooking up a new one myself

Bagel Bite - 90 on, switch up orbit 360 pretzel out, cork 540 to 40 foot cliff drop to powpow landing.

 
Can't forget "Safety Meeting" - Getting high.

On that note, I participated in a rail jam on Saturday, and before the contest started the judges called for a "Safety Meeting" - but this actually involved a discussion on how not to get hurt. I was extremely disappointed.
 
I'm no one's alias. I registered and read through the site and didn't know some stuff....I'm not embarrassed to admit I didn't know some slang. I was just looking to have some fun, and some people chose to join in. I don't look for credibility by talking; I get it by DOING. I'm not a great skier but as an athlete (2 bronze medals in world track cycling championships; multiple medals in time trials) I appreciate athleticism in others and applaud them for it, instead of cutting them down. BTW I'm probably old enough to be your mother.....does your mother ski the park?
 
you are whats wrong with this site. Who the hell cares whether she created the account to ask this or not, thats her (or his) insecurity. The bottom line is that they want help, because the people on this site talk like this constantly. She asks a question, either answer her and help her out, or keep your opinions to yourself. You just seem like one of those pathetic members who just hates on other people to make themselves feel good.
 
steve stepp= god

green goblin= steve stepp because he wears the burton ronin 2L suit in green and light blue

gaper-gayper= anyone that doesnt have style usually wearing anythiing from bright ass 80's clothes to carharts

jib- anything u can trick off of

sessioning- usually referring to skiing where u or multiple people jib a certain object EX. a down rail or i have heard it referred to as sex ex "i was sessioning this chick"

dumping- referring to an extreme amount of snow falling from the sky

helly hansen 686 oakley orage aeryx (RIP) are all clothing companys (i know im missing a lot)

salomon line bluehouse moment movement ( dont get them mixed up) icelantic rossignol liberty 4frnt k2 volkl head are all ski companys ( i missed a couple)
 
"The referenced post has been removed." - When you say something really pointless, useless and unnecessarily hateful, the mods come in and delete your post.

This is all that is left referencing said stupid post.

 
terms for doing good

that was dank

that was nuggs

that was steezy

that was ill nasty

ambush clothing, will make you all of thy above

 
pics or it didnt happen.

means that we dont believe you when you claim a 810 out of a down urban rail.

or when you say you cleared a 80 feet jump.
 
let's bring back totally

and radical

here's my contribution

Rippin' Trees - dual meaning, 1) skiing the glades with utmost skill, 2) smoking marijuana

 
it's always very mysterious and intriguing if you don't catch the post before it was deleted. cuz now everyone's like...omg what did he say?!?!?!?
 
yea the same, idk what the hell they meant imo they should just use full words but yea, idk its just imo.
 
Although you are correct about the gaper-gap and the gaper-tuck (never heard it called huck) you were incorrect about a gaper.

A gaper is one who gapes in awe at another (generally talented) skiers abilities. Or basically a tourist who has no fucking idea what is going on.
 
^^ my understanding of "GAPER" is that it comes from the GAP between the goggles and the beanie where the forehead shines through. (and the general lack of skill/touristiness that usually accompanies said gap). Someone should look this up though and find the truth, with some sort of authority/backing.
 
yea... copy that, I'm getting hung up on the word "jump" aswel, I think skiing is the thing Paris Hilton does... doesn't she ski down long lines of white powder ?? she also just loves that feeling after she's done a double black.
 
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