NS RUN BY THE ILLUMINATI

[little1337]

I was browsing NS only to unearth one of the illuminati's greatest secrets... It is running the site.

Now Mac, you might ask, how do you know this?

Well take a look for yourself

The first picture: a purple name? thats unusual...

After some research I found this information about the meaning of the purple name

Purple - These alters see themselves as the abusers, rather than the Illuminati. These alters were involved with the programming. They have been taught to forget the abuse and to reframe it in their mind as training.

Then I looked at his donator status...

Wait...

The enhanced image

There you have it folks, proof that NS is an illuminati sellout.

 

[liftedresearcher]

you put way too much time into this.

 

[steezysteeze]

First

Just kidding.

 

[op14]

dying op, +k

 

[CaptainObvious.]

...why would you take the time to do this?

 

[KingGeedorah]

Shit is old news. Everybody knows that Chad's Gap is really just the Illuminati pyramid buried in snow. That's why Tanner's NS account was deleted. He threatened to leak the true story behind his broken ankles. This whole time, Tanner breaking his ankles on Chad's Gap was really due to Bishop packing dynamite in his boots. Tanner has some cryptic messages within his ALL CAPS ESSAYS that used to be on here... before they were deleted. Coincidence? Hardly. More like...

 

[KingGeedorah]

Someone needs to expose the truth! Also, if OP is anything like me, he is procrastinating.

 

[1337]

It's a conspiracy

 

[little1337]

 

[*TURBONERD*]

Dammit Mac Santa's gonna hear about this and you'll never get a pair of FRs.

 

[papermache]

it all makes sense now

 

[KingGeedorah]

Clever. Here we have a higher up attempting to disarm us with a playful tone. Not gonna work pal. You've changed since climbing the ranks.

 

[little1337]

Indeed

 

[Jeebus.]

Its true, eheath isn't even a person, he's a massive computer...

 

[Brule.]

This thread made my day.

Also, judging from your sig OP where it bashes conformism, it technically means you are conforming to something, therefore you are a conformist, and so am I.

 

[Miomo]

Computer or not, at least part of this is true

 

[yeahno]

emphasis on the massive

 

[WPoch]

yes