NS RAP BATTLE

Hustle like I’m broke

Your **** is just a joke

It’s all on me and I bet I never choke

I killed your flow with a freestyle

You can rap back but it might be while

Until I reply, my oh my

You lames workin bad bishes twerkin

Stack my racks up cuz I’m puttin’ work in

She popped that ***** til she said it hurtin’

I don’t care, treat her like a ho

CREAM til the end all a hustler knows

Just how it goes, ya I suppose

Watch that bish drop straight to floor

Flipped that *** over put on fours

Here I come, woah bish woah

We ride 84s, we tote 44s

Talk that ish get your head chopp’d off

Yeah I’m out I beast I boss
 
little new-ass *igga are you dumb?

sitting behind dat monitor throatin' your thumb?

search next time up on yo right,

that way i don't fuck up yo night.

real *iggas know reposts be weak

so don't make this fake shit a streak.
 
13323647:Big_Spence said:
little new-ass *igga are you dumb?

sitting behind dat monitor throatin' your thumb?

search next time up on yo right,

that way i don't fuck up yo night.

real *iggas know reposts be weak

so don't make this fake shit a streak.
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I BLOW YOU UP LIKE T HALLS ANKLE ON CHADS GAP

YOU FELL FO THE TRAP

SUCK ME NUT SACK
 
Typin bars on a keyboard is an insult to my flow

You can't throw a 3 I just landed my first 9 tho

Your girl knows it too she keep blowin up my iPhone

they call you the octopussy you aint even got a spine bro
 
Now, this is the story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In West Philadelphia, born and raised

On the playground is where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool

And all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys who were up to no good

Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

And said, "You're movin' with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air"

I begged and pleaded with her the other day

But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket

I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it!"

First class, yo this is bad

Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass

Is this what the people of Bel Air are livin' like

Hmmm, this might be alright

But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois and all that

Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?

I don't think so, I'll see when I get there

I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel Air

Well, uh, the plane landed and when I came out

There was a dude look like a cop standin' wavin' my name out

I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet, I just got here

I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror

If anything I could say that this cab was rare

But I thought, nah forget it, yo home to Bel Air

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight

And I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell you later"

Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air
 
13323702:iFlip said:
Now, this is the story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In West Philadelphia, born and raised

On the playground is where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool

And all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys who were up to no good

Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

And said, "You're movin' with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air"

I begged and pleaded with her the other day

But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket

I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it!"

First class, yo this is bad

Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass

Is this what the people of Bel Air are livin' like

Hmmm, this might be alright

But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois and all that

Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?

I don't think so, I'll see when I get there

I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel Air

Well, uh, the plane landed and when I came out

There was a dude look like a cop standin' wavin' my name out

I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet, I just got here

I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror

If anything I could say that this cab was rare

But I thought, nah forget it, yo home to Bel Air

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight

And I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell you later"

Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air
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BOOM. RAP BATTLE OVER
 
13323702:iFlip said:
Now, this is the story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In West Philadelphia, born and raised

On the playground is where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool

And all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys who were up to no good

Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

And said, "You're movin' with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air"

I begged and pleaded with her the other day

But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket

I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it!"

First class, yo this is bad

Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass

Is this what the people of Bel Air are livin' like

Hmmm, this might be alright

But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois and all that

Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?

I don't think so, I'll see when I get there

I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel Air

Well, uh, the plane landed and when I came out

There was a dude look like a cop standin' wavin' my name out

I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet, I just got here

I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror

If anything I could say that this cab was rare

But I thought, nah forget it, yo home to Bel Air

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight

And I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell you later"

Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air
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Now look here homie that shits been done before

so shut the f**k up while i hit this whore

as a matter of a fact this whore is your mom

people callin me al qaeda because you just got hit with a bomb

sit down, shut up, dont tell me that its too soon

when i spit my fuckin verse bob marley enters the room

hes kickin it with ski boss tanner hall

they just copped a zip, got it at the mall

my rhymes fire i already know that

im the king of NS you heard it in my raps

if its not to much trouble could you please hand me my crown

actually the drama llama head will do send it to my town

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13323847:DrewPeacock said:
Now look here homie that shits been done before

so shut the f**k up while i hit this whore

as a matter of a fact this whore is your mom

people callin me al qaeda because you just got hit with a bomb

sit down, shut up, dont tell me that its too soon

when i spit my fuckin verse bob marley enters the room

hes kickin it with ski boss tanner hall

they just copped a zip, got it at the mall

my rhymes fire i already know that

im the king of NS you heard it in my raps

if its not to much trouble could you please hand me my crown

actually the drama llama head will do send it to my town

mic_drop.gif
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Well played sir
 
13323847:DrewPeacock said:
Now look here homie that shits been done before

so shut the f**k up while i hit this whore

as a matter of a fact this whore is your mom

people callin me al qaeda because you just got hit with a bomb

sit down, shut up, dont tell me that its too soon

when i spit my fuckin verse bob marley enters the room

hes kickin it with ski boss tanner hall

they just copped a zip, got it at the mall

my rhymes fire i already know that

im the king of NS you heard it in my raps

if its not to much trouble could you please hand me my crown

actually the drama llama head will do send it to my town

mic_drop.gif
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yo
 
Right now you're actin like a little bitch,

call this Chad's Gap, I'm comin in switch.

You're just like an asian gape eating rice,

Small ass pussy imma call you Splice.

Cool story Hansel, faunt got bigger by twice.

Your bitch sending me nudes like Ellie Rasta

While I'm out droppin cliffs like the name's Mufasa.

Green Goblin and Crazy Karl ain't got nothin on me.

I'll stick it in your moms butt and begin to pee.

I'm sittin in class,

Lookin at ass,

Spittin lines fast,

You're like a hit of grass,

I burned you and now you're ash.

I got stacks on stacks, you could say I'm loaded,

You're screamin out BROKE, like T Hall with ankles exploded.

You bag EHeath because you're a hater,

thinkin Gato is the best, bitch he's not even a moderator.

Solid seven slurpin on my dick, covered in slobber,

You just got shit on, a NS rap by RimJobber.
 
BE IT BREAKFAST, BRUNCH OR BED AND BE YOU A BAREFOOT BURGLAR, BRITISH BANKER OR BEDFAST BOOKMAKER A BASIC BESTIAL BLESSING IS THE BURGER! A BILLION BURGER BANQUET BEQUETH UPON ME FROM A BURGER BASTION OF BEDLAM BARELY BEGINS TO BOIL MY BULKY BURGER BURDEN. YET I MUST BARE BULBOUS BEGGERS BESEECHING BURGERS TO BUILD UPON THEIR BIG BAGGAGE WHILE BREEDING BARBARICALLY. BUT BEFORE THE BURGER BANQUET A BETTER BEGINNING IS OBLIGED. YOU MAY CALL ME BURGER KING
 
This is a story all about how

My life got flip-turned upside down

And I liked to take a minute and sit right there

And tell you how I became the gapper who skis at vail

In east ontario born and raised

On the funbox was where I spent most of my days

Chilling' out, maxing', after bangin all cool

throwing some presses outside of the school

When a couple of guys who were up to no good

Starting' makin'g trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one lil' fight and my mom got scared

She said you're movin with your auntie and uncle in the west coast

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror

If anything I can say this cab is rare

But I thought now forget it yo homes to vail

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the cab yo homes, smell ya later

I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the gapper at vail
 
MY NAME IS CHUBZ AND I FUCKED YOUR MOM

MY NUTS EXPLODED ON HER, LIKE A PIPE BOMB

ROOBIDIMDOM I SMOKE A LOTTA CHRON

AND I DONT LIKE OP CUZ HIS NAME IS JON

OPS A NERD ILL FLIP HIM THE BIRD AFTER I FUKT HIS MOM I LEFT A BIG TURD

ON HIS PILLOW

*drops mic*
 
N-word n-word n- word

Being white is just absured

Cuz i want to use black profanity

But i cant cuz my mom will get mad at me

At least im chillin in the upper middle class

Where avereage suburban families are getting cash

And they have enough money to let me ski

Mabye if i get the balls ill throw a backflip or a 3

N-word
 
Yo they call me Powsta cause my pow game be insta,

I ride hard with my rotations off-kilter,

Charge the mountain unlike you half-ass lilters

Aint on no pills,

Just take my game to the hills,

My rail game is fuckin ill,

Pow days pay for my thrills,

Guess that's why they call me Clinton to the Bill

You see I'm a newschool nigga like the pen to the quill

Fuck Wallisch, fuck E-dollo

Ride with me I make your style look hollow

Charge like a bull they shout Toro, Toro

But I aint' gonna fall into yo pattern of bitch ass sorrow,

I gotta go to the hill and huck dubs till tomorrow

You're at the wrong scene unless it's me you follow
 
im not the paragon of excellence but my lyrical intelligence is venomous. Everybody listing should probably take a seat Cuz. Im like JFKs final speech, try assassinating all of my beliefs.
 
So your momma got drunk and fell asleep at the zoo,

with a zebra and a monkey and came out with you,

the doctor said push, she released her pelvis,

Oh shit now I'm battling the hip hop elvis.

+k if you can name the movie this is from
 
13324259:RimJobber said:
Right now you're actin like a little bitch,

call this Chad's Gap, I'm comin in switch.

You're just like an asian gape eating rice,

Small ass pussy imma call you Splice.

Cool story Hansel, faunt got bigger by twice.

Your bitch sending me nudes like Ellie Rasta

While I'm out droppin cliffs like the name's Mufasa.

Green Goblin and Crazy Karl ain't got nothin on me.

I'll stick it in your moms butt and begin to pee.

I'm sittin in class,

Lookin at ass,

Spittin lines fast,

You're like a hit of grass,

I burned you and now you're ash.

I got stacks on stacks, you could say I'm loaded,

You're screamin out BROKE, like T Hall with ankles exploded.

You bag EHeath because you're a hater,

thinkin Gato is the best, bitch he's not even a moderator.

Solid seven slurpin on my dick, covered in slobber,

You just got shit on, a NS rap by RimJobber.
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