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TheClap.

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at a party at my place

two cute girls

can only pick one right now

sucks i know

girl one

named alyssa i think

girl two

named kelly

I dont care about their names both have assets like woah

make it simple

1 or 2

 
How about you get off of NS and go for #1. End of discussion

I'm deleting this thread and banning you if you're not logged off in 5 minutes.
 
#2, kellys a good luck name for hook ups, the one im working on right now, not that hard but i havent seen her in a while
 
hook up with 1 then wait till everyones way drunk and go for number 2 and if number 1 finds out who fuckin cares your all drunk
 
it is story time now

Friday- had a chill little thing around 10-15 ppl and then i was told i was having another party on sat so i was like whatev i can do that if they want

saturday- Chilled all day and around 8-9 ppl start to show up. Friend of mine brought Blonde #1 still dont know her name and we talked for a awhile but then i got bored so i looked around and saw blonde girl number 2. So there are prob about 20 ppl in my place that would fit 30 comfy. Now im talking to blonde #2 and bammm twins walk by so im like its game time. But i went with the asshole effect because everyone was talking to them so I wasnt going to. Didnt talk to them for about 2-3 hours. At this time my place is starting to get packed. And i dont really know anyone that is in my place. So being alittle drunk/high/bored i decided to yell and make everyone pay $10 for being at my place. So i grab a twin and make her my beruit partner which always gets the job done. So were playing and I pretty much lose all sex drive. Lost all interest in these twins. Idk if it was because know what idk why no excuses(NO HOMO). wellanyways back to the story while were playing ruit the other twin comes up and grabs my junk and says stright up looking deeply into my eyes "I want to fuck you". And I have no sex drive WTF is going on with me, So i decided to take one for the team. Also note I do not know their names and i dont care that i dont. The twins go into the spare room and shut the door. It is dark as shit in there and someone brought a inflate bed so thats in there also. Now i have a friend who is similar size of me and about the same facial hair and he NEEDS to get laid. So i push him into the room and push my couch infront of the door so no one can bother them. About 2 hours later he comes out smiling his ass off and well thanks me. So because i did such a good job i decided to go get pizza with my roommates and we leave the fort to are friend to hold down. We go get food and when we come back this place if fucking packed and ppl are outside. Sooo I make the decision to make ppl pay again. $10. We have like 90 fucking ppl in my place and I know like no one. So in my asshole ways I collect the money then then start kicking ppl out, and as ppl are leaving more ppl are coming in which I am now making them pay $15 and kicking them out after 20 mins. Im a thinker i know. so i come to the twins and they come up to me and say they loved the experience and would love to do it again some time. I laugh my ass off because these dumb bitches still think it was me who fucked them. It is about 3ish now maybe and I start to look for my phone because i havent seen it since like 8. So im looking and looking and its MIA and now im kinda pissed because i always lose or break my phone. so i go into my room and look for it for about lets say 40 mins. I come out to my one roomate telling some skank that she has to get naked where she is and walk to his room (about 20 feet away) and well she did. Its about 4-5ish and im drunk and tired so i kick everyone who i dont know out and chill for a little then go to bed. I wake up and see that i got an msg on AIM saying to go check my mailbox. So i did and i see my cell with a note on it saying "alott of ppl are going to be pissed at you, but i had fun with ur phone so its okay. I think i know who it is but im not sure but they pretty much called everyone in my cell and made this gay black kid think i was in love with him so i had to deal with that. But i ended up with a shit load of cash and got my buddy laid

good night
 
I am actually kind of mad at you for passing up twins. but then again, your friend is forever in debt.
 
i was waiting to finally hear the story and it didnt disappoint. thats pretty damn funny. random but how old are you
 
there are alot of twins that go to my school.

You guys can believe it or not

i dont really care

But thats my story
 
not identical both really good looking, but the more i think about it they coulda just been like real good friends playing the twin role

and i think we have pictures
 
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