NS need your help (not a voting thread)

DCE06

DCE06

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Okay i'm going to six flags with a group of friends tomorrow and my friends girlfriend well sort of is coming and i have never met her so we decided that i;m going to just try to act as weird as possible and i need ideas of creepy but awesome things to say and do

 
get all your colors mixed up. like check out that green car when its red and stuff like that. not real crazy, but she'll probably think its weird
 
just act like a 5 year old at six flags. or when you get there tell everyone that you refuse to go on any rides and you will just sit and wait. she'll be like wtf is this kids deal why would he even come.
i cried in line for top thrill dragster to embarrass my friends...literally wish i had it on film. which one are you going to?
 
this.

And a CAPE. You definitely need a cape.

A few years ago my friends and I went and we were in line for the superman ride. I look behind me and theres a "special" guy wearing a full superman outfit.

 
do more of just wicked suttle stuff... like fall down stairs ... miss ur moath with ice cream... were a scarf and say ur neck is vulmnanbrle to aleins...ect
 
this is great i'm laughing just reading these i'll try as many as i can the cape is probably the best i don't know how much of the day i'm going to go through with it though because i want to enjoy six flags too. I'm going to the one in IL great america i think. so any more ideas are apreciated especially ones for the 4 hour car ride

 
Say hi to everyone in the parkalways get her name wrongsing songs out loudlaugh randomlytalk with a lisphold hands with her/your friendsfauxhawk
 
car ride....wear a helmet and bang your head against the window and then just stare at her. dont blink, dont say anything just stare and drool
 
not bad but i was thinking more along the lines of a "jammer" helmet with sparkly care bear stickers on it =)
 
i actually have on of those. hot pink with a stick that says KOOL KAT and a bunch of other random shit from the dentist and what not.
 
Perfect...call her a different name every time...and if she tries to correct you turn away like you have a short attention span or just don't give a shit...
 
Bring a GameBoy with you with a pokemon game. Play it the entire car ride and scream and shit when you dont catch thum pokemon. Also carry it in with you and when you refuse to ride the ride just sit outside and play it the whole time etc etc...
 
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