NS Mountain

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alex=

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thank you 1337 for the inspiration, you are my HERO

okay guys so this is pretty simple, we find out which of us has the most dough, we throw in all their money, we buy a land plot on a huge ass mountain with some dope bowls and a place for a park, and we build a fuckin ski resort for just NSers. Of course we'll tell splice to suck a dick, but everyone else should be fine to come and shred.

IDEAS, LET THEM FLOOOW
 
So you're saying we find the richest kid on newschoolers, and then make them buy us all a mountain.

I'm in, and I vote Lawrence. for top proprietor.
 
Well since this IS NS Mountain... I'd never buy a lift ticket, poach all day, and molest children the lodge bathroom, fulfilling my internet roles in real life
 
Alright, so here's the plan.

1:acquire guns and ski masks (shouldn't be too hard 'cause everyone on here is a thug)

2:force the owners of Alta to give us the deeds

3: sell passes only to people who can prove they have and have had a ns account for a set period of time

4: sell the previous owners' organs on the black market

5: ????

6: profit

7: use said profit to build the dopest park of all time

It's basically foolproof, amirite?
 
 
so if i sent dick pics to all the pinknames can i just ski with my shlong out? no dudes are allowed to look though that's gay. which is cool with me i just don't wanna get raped when everyone is mezmerized by my beast.
 
Or...
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I second the idea of fulfilling our internet personas at the resort. It would just be one huge douchebag stew save for a small group of cool people. We would have to team up by what cults we're members of for self preservation. All the pinknames would be harassed all day, everyday.
 
If there was an NS mountain... Everyday there'd be a shit ton of callout threads saying 'I saw you wearing you're blue saga jacket. Your helmet had an NS sticker and u smiled at me... I feel like we had a connection.. HMU'
 
Well this isn't idea hasn't been around for a fucking decade now...

I hear Whaleback is up for sale. I bet random jackass n00bz could run it better so this idea could really work!

OK, so the way I figure it, we need at least 3 NS members to donate about 3 weeks worth of allowance money and I think we got this!
 
there's over 200k. if everyone donated $5 we'll get it. not every member is active but i bet some are willing to donate more than 5
 
yes 1million is the initial cost for the mountain and the terrain , you have to account for all the costs of operation etc.

I don't think its realistic for ns to properly run a buisness of that size haha.
 
FUCK I know kids who could buy that fucking resortFUCK probably a lot of people on here have parents who could buy that shit and turn it into a NS mountain
 
just the thought is hilarious. skiierman not skiing at all and just sitting on the knuckle of the smallest jump hitting kids mid air and spitting on them when they eat shit, or just trolling in real life. also, elgato just banning people from the mountain if they bring porn and such. makes me chuckle.
 
Red Bull, Nike, Oakley, Saga, Burton, Electric, Bataleon, Orage, Ride, Capita, Rockstar, Salomon, Rossignol and Line should collab together with a huge team of groomers as a conglomerate and make the best park mountain the world has ever seen at Whaleback. Imagine, groomed huge snake runs with wooden jibs, floaty jumps, tree taps, gapping over fences, quarters, minipipes, Urban setups, big knuckles to hand-drag, Balcony rails, cannons off cliffs, small and large hips, PVC shit, jibbing on houses, concrete wallrides, skate style bowls and transferable mini quarters....Imagine
 
Every NS needs to donate $40 dollars, i will donate 100 cause i need respect or i will get beat up at the mountain.

Also, what should we name the mountain?
 
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