NS, I will have a 300 yard water balloon slingshot in a couple days.

water balloon slingshots are sooooooo much fun

-regular water balloons

-piss filled water balloons (if u wanna be an asshole)

-eggs

-golf balls

-circular fruit

- (best one)cover a potato in lighter fluid, light it quick, launch at night!
 
Surgical tube and a funnel?

funnelators, the perfect deterrent for the guy with a generator and fire hose on his boat during seafair.

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we broke a girls ribs with one of those, it was just a normal water baloon too, and she was like 200 feet away. it tore her shirt so much that it was basically hanging off by one sleve. it was crazy.
 
^hahaha damn thats crazy

golf balls and eggs fir sure, but that gets pricy

throw a bonfire in the middle of a giant field and shoot gasoline filled balloons at it

or kittens.
 
friend the kid who has 150 tennis balls... you to could have a blast together. or shoot unsuspecting cars on a road from long distances. try not to be to busy of a road. or shoot cars stopped at red lights
 


1.find a very high place with a good view of a lot of people, its even better if there is only one way to access your location, and you have the slingshot aiming down that path.

2.tie each end of the slingshot to something sturdy. (my friend built a portable PVC frame for his)

3.get enough water balloons to last you a long time.

4.???????

5.profit.

 
shoot things straight up in the air then try to run away and not get hit by the stuff falling.
 
i have done this.

it only works if you put the bb's in sort of container, otherwise i find that they just kinda spill outta the sides as soon as you release the slingshit. also, you dont have to run very far to keep them from hitting you.
 
I have one already. I pwnd some little preschooler from across a football field.

You will have more fun then u think with this. Good buy hah
 
holy piss are you serious? Can they hurt people that bad? I mean they're JUST water balloons right?...

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It's one of those babies. About 30 bones or so.

Updates will come when I try out some good ideas. Pics and maybe vid as well
 
yeah i like to use my bb gun to shoot elderly women

hurting people who are more frail than me is both entertaining and safe!!
 
HAHA I could just see one of the sides to snap and it would just fly and nail the other guy in the back of the head
 
i had one at one point and i was pulling it back and my friends let go and it fuckin hurt so bad. dbags.
 
yeah we had a super powerful one, that we souped up with more bands, and we stretched it back with like 3 people pulling it back, so it went crazy fast, like the instant we released it it hit her. it was pretty fucked up but we had no idea it would be that bad.
 
yeah dude
We hit this one kids face and it swelled up so bad.he couldn't see out of his left eye and it was bruised hardcore

 
I have about 6000 tennis balls because the local tenis court throws around 500 tennis balls out a week and i collect them. Then we use my tennis ball machine to shoot people.

 
Nice, watch out though. When I was in high school my friends and I made one by sticking poles in the back of a pickup then using another car to pull it back. Moral of the story, we did two grand in damage to a womans car, gave a kid a concussion and got in a healthy amount of trouble. They were full sized balloons filled with about a gallon each though so maybe if you have water balloons your good?
 
get on top of a building close to an intersection when the cars stop hit them do it at night and dont shoot at mexicans tons of fun!!!!!!
 
When my dad was in his early 20's, he shot one at SeaFair (A huge boating weekend with blue angles and hydro races in Seattle) and he shot it at a yacht, you know those white spheres on top of em, the things that protect the radars, yeah it went right through it. Be careful with the thing.
 
I've had a few just like that for years. We used to go gofling behind my house on the course with them. Make dumb kids realize you don't like them.

I have an big supply of golf balls and apples from the tree, so plenty of shit to shoot at people. never had anything really horrible happen that I can think of though
 
Ihave one of those, my stepdad and I used to launch the balloons over our house from the backyard to the neighbors house across the street. they ended up moving
 
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