NS help, i fucked up big time...

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so last weekend I was doing yard work for my moms boyfriend all day, they left around noon or so because they were going away somewhere for the day and night, while I was doing yard shit for him I was going through his garage for yard equipment and boom, in a plastic trashcan were 5 handles of glorious, beautiful alcohol

long story short, there was a brand new bottle of jack Daniel's that I just couldn't leave so I took it, got a call from my mom asking if I took one because now theres only 4 left... and of course i denied it

so

confess and apologize?

or just keep denying it?
 
Gotta be straight forward about it and tell them the truth. That's how you earn their respect and in return, They can buy you booze every now and then.
 
you say noooo i didnt take it, but heres (go buy a new one) one extra i had lying around that he can have!

jk. all above comments are right. you should confess and explain that it was your duty to take the handle after all that yard work
 
If it's any comfort, this is not a "big time fuck up" in my book. I expected the story to end with you accidentally setting something on fire.

Well, other than your throat.
 
do this

"no mom i didnt take it from your boyfriends house, but....

i think i did see ___(hot milf on his block)___ leaving the other day, maybe she has it"
 
so you stole booze and got caught? I wouldn't say this is a fucking up "big time" just a part of being a teenager. my advice is to tell them that you stole it and it's already gone.

for future reference, it's way easier to steal up to a third of an open 26 and then water it back. just make sure it is a kind of booze your parents usually mix instead of drinking straight.
 
they already knew you took it when they asked, its not that hard to tell when someone is lying so now they know that too. anyway denial of wrongdoing is a pretty natural initial reaction so as long as you admit it sometime soon I think you should be ok. itsnearly impossible to respect someone who you know is a liar if their respect means anything to you or not is your call
 
OP you stole it wrong in the first place

You should have taken a bottle of Jack, broken the top off (leave the seal intact), poured the contents into an empty bottle, smashed the (now empty) bottle of Jack where you found it, soaked the floor in water and then 'fragrance it' with a splatter of Jack.

Then leave a note apologising for breaking it.

They aren't going to charge you for it after doing a day of labour then are they. And if they do, well you bought a bottle of Jack, big deal.

As played, confess and apologise, Karma will shine on you
 
this is so bad. Filling up a botttle with water? I would be so fucking pissed if i opened a bottle to have watered down shit. Better off stolen
 
That's brilliant actually..

Op how old are you because age is definitely a factor in this type of thing, also parents of leniency for consumption. If this is a "only slightly fucked" sort of thing, tell the ttruth, apologize for lying, and pay for the handle.

If its gunna be a year ruiner, how suggest getting a new handle and hiding it in a similar spot and trying the misplaced card.
 
exactly but if it's cheap booze for mixing they probably will not notice. you probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference between 1oz and 2/3oz of whiskey in a whiskey coke. especially because you never really measure it when you make it at home. It's not like I was watering down 10year old scotch.

trust me I got away with this shit for years until I was like 16-17 and started getting friends who could just buy me beer. Same goes for stealing a random beer here and there and hiding it under your bed. Within a month you have a six pack which at that age was all you needed for a long night out. The hardest part was getting the beer cold again.

man I can't believe this was all 7 years ago!
 
could just say that you broke it on accident and didn't want them to find out so you took the evidence. if you really want to be guilt free, smash the bottle with the jack still in it and show them the pieces. if not, show them the pieces after pouring it into a seperate container, and don't break the seal.
 
in before OP comes back on saying

"guyyssu its afa;ll good beacusea i justt drasnk thew hole lot and aconfessed now im grounded"
 
say you took it with the intent of replacing it before they got back. say you're sorry and that the reason you denied it was because you didn't have the means to replace it yet and you were embarassed.

Then say you really don't want to go behind ther backs again, and would appreciate it if they'd just buy you alcohol from here on out.
 
Just confess bro! It wont be as big of a deal as you think... unless your like 12 then your mom MAY be upset.... But really it shouldnt be too bad.
 
They practically already know it was you. If it was like 3 months later and there were other suspects I'd say deny. But you pretty much gotta admit to it
 
Adding to my point, Why didnt you confess and say you did. There's 5 bottles of jacks in a fucking garbage can, sounds like there up for grabs to me.
 
you have to confess.

its not even a question, it was obviously you and if this guy is gonna be a part of your life you gotta be upfront. if he is cool he'll be alright and accept your apology, but if you dont tell the truth he'll hold it against you.

just man up
 
Yeah you shouldnt have denied it because now your just looking like a fool. Should have gave him 30$ and thanked him for the night you didnt remember.
 
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