NS buying an island

[nok-collection]

With all the people on NS I am confident the forum members of NS can buy an island. We need to bring NS to a whole new level and make us the first forum to do things of such GREATNESS. Here is my proposition.

This island is located in South American around Panama. It cost 30,000 US Dollards. It is Almost 1 acre large (.88 acres).

I have the legal resources to make it completly legit. I believe it will only take around 1-3 US dollars for each person to contribute, depending on the exact amount who do. Everyone who contributes will legally be given a portion of the island and can visit any time...NS will live in history forever! Surf?

 

[BEARS.]

im down.

 

[Parrish]

I smell a scam.

 

[nok-collection]

Sorry I forgot to post the pictures of it....even check out the website on the bottom left hand side of the pictures...this is not a scam

 

[Obsessedwski]

I am a nigerian prince. I can get you a way better deal on an island, and its 10 acres! I'll even throw in an extra $100,000, to thank you for your generosity in supporting our community.
All you need to do now is give me your credit card number and SIN, and I will be happy to do the rest of the work for you!

 

[stefC]

I actually would be down to send a 5 sheet for this

 

[Ducky.]

Im down. Unless its a scam

 

[Gnarshred]

Visa:
9875 8665 3696 7345Exp: 02/15
SSN:
937-34-9483
Thank you o gracious prince!!!

 

[.jr]

 

[nok-collection]

I don't know why the pics wont load but here is the link....http://www.privateislandsonline.com/isla-gatun-panama.htm

 

[Bukkakeskitrip]

that would be the shit. and we could build a huge dome over it with climate control so we can have snow. and build a ski resort.

 

[HIT]

i honestly dont think Schmuck and Macmahoooon need their own island

 

[pmills]

you're member number 146781

with .88 acres/146781 people, that's 3.13 inches² .... sounds like a good deal to me

 

[Parrish]

You forget the "inhabitable" land. And his "Cut" for setting everything up.

 

[1337]

just bought a new camera with that credit card number :|

 

[mommy]

clearly, the best investment for a city's worth of skiers is to buy a tropical island.

 

[Bukkakeskitrip]

then again, all hypothetical ofcourse, if it is only $1-$3 a head, why not? unless we have a legal obligation to take care of it or some shit, then fuck that.

 

[Downtofilm]

This might be a scam but it would be pretty legit if Ns owned a island.....

 

[k-dizzle]

yes i want

 

[Schlop]

if this guy's serious.. why not? and if it's a scam, you're out $3 maximum, plus he would get fucked by the law one way or another.

 

[Bukkakeskitrip]

my exact thoughts

 

[Jamestown]

We could do it timeshare style so it doesn't get too crowded.

 

[Utard]

Count me in. The island definitely needs to have it's own government and flag

 

[Parrish]

Why don't we just buy some land off Russia. Then declare it a country.

 

[Kapital]

I'd be down. Owning an island? Does it get any cooler?

 

[Utard]

Yeah doesn't Russia sell land for like 2.5 cents per acre?

 

[Bukkakeskitrip]

i think i found a better island

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/mcgibbon-island.htm

6.25 acres. US$34,900.

And its in BC so easily accessible for most of NS

 

[Bukkakeskitrip]

it gets better!

more expensive, but worth it..

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/big-tusket-island.htm

 

[Utard]

Damn they don't allow buildings there

 

[Obsessedwski]

My ass its in BC. New Brunswick is on the other side of the fucking country.

 

[Bukkakeskitrip]

sorry bro, i thought it said that in there somewhere. im from NZ, so im geographically retarded when it comes to the us or canada.

 

[Parrish]

At least you got the country right.

 

[hokkanee]

im down. Lets up it to $20 though so i could get a whole square foot in my name

 

[theabortionator]

They should just buy a big spot of land somewhere where land is cheap, and build indoor skiing and such

 

[mmallender.]

hahahahahaha, i read it and immediately thought "the fuck? thats not even close"

 

[Parrish]

Russia

 

[Big_Spence]

why the fuck would anyone want an island without buildings?

 

[canterbury]

In Soviet Russia,

land owns you!

 

[EastCoast315]

Who would be voted off the island first?My vote is Shibby

 

[Bukkakeskitrip]

On what basis would someone get voted off for? man fuck yeah, ha Survivor: Newschoolers.

 

[.frenchy]

haha id be down for this

 

[Plind]

Yeah go and buy an Island Newschoolers!

 

[nickyp]

Say we buy the Island. Then what?

Every member who chipped in spends thousands of dollars flying and boating out to an overgrown island?

Tight

 

[tom.skier]

30,000 seems cheap for a whole island when just to buy a house it's like £180,000 here...

 

[EastCoast315]

Noobs would be eaten, assholes would be marooned, and karma whores would be isolated

 

[bnor]

why the fuck would we buy a fucking island you fuckstick

 

[-ShredTheGnar-]

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/big-tusket-island.htm

37 acres. 65 000 CAD.

 

[Bukkakeskitrip]

already been suggested my friend

 

[theline]

people are forgetting that all we'd get is a tiny island with nothing on it. if we wanted something cool, we'd also have to throw down to have a NS house built. which would be awesome. summer set up anyone?

still, people are underestimating the cost.

 

[I_Am_Mod]

A tropical island is a bullshit plan; however, i'd gladly invest in a newschoolers resort; only park n pow, and free entrance for newschoolers; a resort by and for newschool skiers
like DC mountain lab, but for skiers

 

[nickyp]

And form our own government.

I'm throwing my hat into the ring as a candidate for the Presidency.