eastAR5
Active member
im sick of t his bullshit... Im seriously gona get a huge loan from the bank when im a little older and hire a team of real devlopers to make the ski game that everyone wants. Croutons, blunts, trucks, daftys, persicion corking control, completly moddable and open environment, extremely realistic pop/speed for jumps and rails, LifeStyle Mode - start from the beginning bearly able to slide a rail, work your way up, earn cash in many ways (selling/growing weed, winning comps, working at the ski shop etc). Skis can break, delam, edges can fall off. Full videor worked into the game, setup "cameras" as in real life next to jumps rails/etc and use session points to keep sessioning something until u get the trick. Put together a sick promo and get sponcored - earn better gear and pro hos. This game will be rated M for mature - dope ass skiing, violence, drug use, amazing hiphop/techno/alternative soundtrak mp3 player, and sexuality.
Like if you can only afford a cheaper condo, then you have to actually take a bus (only like a 20 second ride) to the mountain to get up. The more real -life comforts you make for yourself the easier the game becomes. Having steezy outerwear improves your confidence. So does having hot pro hos a call away. Starting out, your hands will probably be flailing everywhere. Only fat chicks will want you. You might get snaked a lot in the park. If you try and huck off a big jump with no experience you will most likely eat shit and end up with a hospital bill, taking away from your precious funds.
Build extremely realistic backcountry booters, craft the lift, pop, even salt it.
Everything powered by a advanced engine such as Quake4 and halflife 2 style phyics engine etc
Butters, nose butters, crown pretzel combos, everything thats possible in real life. Take off your skis and hike. Talk shit to snowbladers and get in fights if you want. Be the nicest kid on the hill. Dress emo, dress like a nig, dress like a gaper. Its all your choice. Custom design parks in the park-editor mode. Compete in real events like the US open, x games etc. Multiplayer co-op open enviroment option.
No going 1000mph and doing triple back 1680s off imaginary booters. This is real life son. This is Park Life
Like if you can only afford a cheaper condo, then you have to actually take a bus (only like a 20 second ride) to the mountain to get up. The more real -life comforts you make for yourself the easier the game becomes. Having steezy outerwear improves your confidence. So does having hot pro hos a call away. Starting out, your hands will probably be flailing everywhere. Only fat chicks will want you. You might get snaked a lot in the park. If you try and huck off a big jump with no experience you will most likely eat shit and end up with a hospital bill, taking away from your precious funds.
Build extremely realistic backcountry booters, craft the lift, pop, even salt it.
Everything powered by a advanced engine such as Quake4 and halflife 2 style phyics engine etc
Butters, nose butters, crown pretzel combos, everything thats possible in real life. Take off your skis and hike. Talk shit to snowbladers and get in fights if you want. Be the nicest kid on the hill. Dress emo, dress like a nig, dress like a gaper. Its all your choice. Custom design parks in the park-editor mode. Compete in real events like the US open, x games etc. Multiplayer co-op open enviroment option.
No going 1000mph and doing triple back 1680s off imaginary booters. This is real life son. This is Park Life
