NoTeefa RAWR!

ElasmoSkiChick

ElasmoSkiChick

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NOOOOOOOOTEEFA!!!!!! He has NO TEEFA! RAWRRRRR It's cool because he's NoTeefa!

...Anyway... Who here has lost missing teeth from an injury? I knowwwwww a lot of you have lost or chipped some, so let's hear some stories, and post some pictures! Remember that picture from wayyyyy back when of those three guys (wow, I forgot who) who all had a tooth or three missing? Yeehaw, so great. Start posting!

Here's my sad boring stupid story: Umm... I was four or so and I was the big dog of the preschool playground, so when we played tag I always ran up to the bridge on top of the swingset thingie. Well, this one time I was yelling at some boy who wouldn't catch me because I was too fast, and I leaned over and smashed my top front right tooth on the metal rail. It turned gray and fell out the next day. It was cool! Good times, rawr.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
I know some kids who have taken it in the face from a hockey puck in the teeth/jaw area. They ain't pretty no mo'.

-Pat
 
well that sucks fo them cuz im still damm sexay

dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
 
^Of course you are. That's why you're sexy NoTeefa. Yepyep. In fact, you should change your name to SexyNoTeefaTurtle

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
i saw a mexican get curb checked in highschool fucking sickest thing ever.

When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt
 
my friend got hit with one of those tetherball things (yeah no the game where the balls attached to the pole) and it knocked his tooth it, it was really funny

Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take

our lives, but they'll never take our freedom?!

 
wow. great story.

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saying RAWRRRR is facking retarded, i can no longer stand it, it gives me tingles every time i read it because of the gayness

member 5054

it's coming

/your gay/
 
you get tingles from gayness? interesting......

dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
 
i think that /your gay/

dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
 
^Hahah, Chris.

Yeah... good for you. You're just jealous, fag.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
My friend got his teeth knocked out, with a baseball bat, he was trying to catch it with his teeth, like Kenny Rogers.

Matt

Member 2912

2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
 
yes im jealus because i dont say rawwwwr yea. i think im going to go cry and when im done ill practice rawwrrring at the mirror until i get to scared and then i ll cry again

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it's coming

/your gay/
 
^^^^^^^^ahhahahaahh i just ruined a perfectly good pair of pants ~!!!!~!~!~~!!~~!~!~!~!

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i kissed a corner in elementary school and knocke dit out. THere is still a mark there and it was like 8 years ago. My bro goes there so i check out my mark on occasion

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
I lost my two front teeth when I was a little dude biking. I don't know what I was doing, but it must have been badass. Skiing, I chipped two of em, and knocked about four a little loose. Came down on my pole. I also bit my tongue like crazy. Good times

 
''yes im jealus because i dont say rawwwwr yea. i think im going to go cry and when im done ill practice rawwrrring at the mirror until i get to scared and then i ll cry again''

By the way, I found that fucking hilarious. Good job man.

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-Dan

DyNoMiTe!
 
who was that dude that posted recently and had like all his teeth fucked up and shit.. is that noteefa? im too lazy to check

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
i chipped the same tooth 5 times... it all started in the 5th grade playing hockey. i was skating behind a kid that had the puck and he did a god awful high stick and wack the shit out of my mouth. then i the 8th grade i was riding my bike and flipped over the bars and landed on my mouth *really fucking hurt*. then about 6 months later i was playing basketball and a kid tripped me and again i landed on my face again. then in 9th grade *the best story* i was eating some oh so suculant beef jerky during lunch time and the fucker came flying out of my mouth. then again in the 11th grade i was playing basketball and a kid was underneath me and slammed his head into my mouth & nose *i can now barely breethe out of my nose* that is all

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well then color me gay!! wheeeeeeeeeee wheres my ass beads? - crystal-needs-a-park
 
i came really close to losing teeth. I was around eight and i was pushing one of those metal horse swings, then someone was like HEY KID! I turned around to check and the horse nailed me in the face. Fortunatley it got me in the lip instead of the mouth and i got away with 5 stiches.

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yesh
 
i like it when girls rawwwr or when they grrrrr, it means theyre the freaky deaky asian sex type and that, my friends, gets my blood flowin

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The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
SO TRENDY!

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thats about as sexy as the thong handles coming up over the pants. yuck. and www.theriverboatgamblers.com has a crazy pic of a guy with a smashed face. i was at the show the night before and he did almost exactly the same thing, but it didnt hit his afce.

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
when I was like 10 my little brother was busting his ass running across the kitchen floor, and I decided it would be pretty funny to trip him. So I did, and he fell hard. When his face hit the hardwood his 2 front teeth came right out and slid across the floor like chicklets. I killed myself laughing, but apparently no one else thought it was too funny.

I feel bad for people who don't drink, cause when they wake up in the morning, thats the best the're going to feel all day
 
thong handles can be sexy as fuck comin outta the pants if theyre comin outta the right pants

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Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
^definately can be.

When I was about 3 and a half, I thought I was the shit cause I knew how to ride my bike without training wheels, well, I didn't reliaze pine needles were slippery, and while showing off to a friend, I fell and cut my hand. So it wasn't bad and I kept going, well, I fell again, and hit my face to the driveway cracking my two front teeth above the gumline. They had to be surgically removed.

But being a little kid that already hated school, having false/fake teeth was the best, I found out that if I pulled my teeth out, they would send me home. The school and dentist finally smartened up after about 5 times and stopped putting them back.

I had no front teeth for a couple years (till my adult front teeth grew in).

 
you fill in missing teeth with chunks of gold.

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