North Korea to Open a Ski Resort

"world-class ski resorts masikryeong party's firm determination not want to pack the slopes"

Why does Kim Jong-un grasp what local ski areas dont?

 
I would challenge him to a game of ski and show him my supremacy to take control of North Korea
 
Im pretty sure they had skiing...

And if they are trying to start new stuff, they are not going to have a very good time trying to get it up and going with making their own lifts and cats and snowmaking...

Stupid country.
 
According to the always trustful Korea Central News Agency, his father, Kim Jong-il, shot a 38 under par and a perfect 300 the first time he played both sports, and was one of the greatest athletes to ever live. I believe his sporting/athletic abilities most likely run in the family, making Kim Jong-un a sporting prodigy. You're screwed.
 
Lets spend millions on building a huge ski resort that people wont have the time or energy to come to in our country instead of doing those stupid things, like feeding our people.
 
I bet he'd be steezier than wallnuts and delorme combined, but with the competition skills of bobby brown and the buttering abilities of e-dollo.
 
I don't believe our primitive minds could handle the steezy technicality that Kim-Jong-un throws down.
 
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