I don't post much hate, but wow this thread takes the lifetime short bus award.  Seriously.  If you think Noodles & Co. is good, I imagine cuddling up to some 200-lb heffer with unnamed planets on her forehead is a great way for you to end the night.
Thai Basil owns.  Thai Basil on Alameda in south Denver with $0.25 beers until 10pm every fucking day owns even more.