Noahs ark found

first of all you evidence for why you don't think it's the ark is ratarded! If you even knew the story of Noah's ark you would know that the ark came to rest on a fucking mountain while the water receded thus why if we did find the ark it wouldn't be at sea level you dumb ass. Use your damned brain. Anyways i doubt it's the ark but we will see.
 
I'd believe in bat boy before Noahs ark.

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i am just saying that its fucking impossible that the earth was covered 13000 ft high with water. where did it go? where did it come from?

tell me.
 
Sounds really interesting, but as others have said, I'm gonna wait on more established sources/reports before I pass judgement. It would be sick if they are correct though.
 
haha nice. There are some many aspects of this world we can't explain that don't have to do with the bible also, so when everything on this earth can scientifically be explained then I might take into consideration where all the water went, or maybe i will just keep believing in god and since he made the earth i'm sure he could flood it with water and make it go somewhere....or maybe even disappear but hey now, since we can't prove it with science i must be in a fairly land sorry.
 
seen it christians? this is like the only argument that you guys can bring. obviously this guy is very intelligent to see this, although maybe joking.

i dont want to evaluate the correctness of this, but this is the only "logic" thing someone could say to counter my argument.

fuck yeah, this thread was so worth it ;)

 
ok the fire ball thing was 4 BILLION YEARS ago, the DINOSWORDS fought against each others 65+ MILLIONS OF YEARS ago, but noahs ark seemed to cruise the then-worldwide ocean some thousand years ago.

nice try though.
 
i can give you a detailed historically accurate reason and how it happened. if you want to know. PM me
 
yo op! they found that a longggg time ago. but other evidence..

in the Philippine islands i went scuba diving and my instructor told me about these massive clams up in the cliffs. we went climbing up one of them and this thing was huge! easily 1000 pounds
 
The earth isn't even close to being billions of years old. God made it mere thousands of years ago.
 
oh i forgot that

your not getting me this time, although i think that my statement implies that i recognized your sarcasm earlier
 
i am not getting your point, but i guess the answer "god did it and questioning him is blasphemy" fits in this case as it does in every case
 
The Philippine Islands are located in a clusterfuck area of geological activity due to the kinematic motions of the plates surrounding the poor little Philippine plate. These motions are what pushed your poor little clam friend 4000 feet in the air.
 
Kind of a funny tabloid article, and perhaps it'll be interesting to see what they found there if in fact settlements at that altitude are highly unusual. But the fact of the matter is that almost all modern theologians consider the story of Noah's Ark to be non-historical. It was (obviously) intended to be a story with a moral, not a historical account.
 
I really hope some of the posts in this threads are trolls. Anyone who actually thinks the story of Noah's Ark is factual in any way whatsoever should be shot.
 
so this is turning into a debate about how earth couldn't have been covered in water...the rocky mountains we all know and love used to be under water and that is why you can find fossils of fish and aquatic organisms at the top of some of those mountains...and there are many peaks in the rocky chain that exceed 13000 ft
 
Yes, but you see, then they couldn't just go into Steve's basement and get that nice picture of those old wood beams. It's journalism, you wouldn't understand.
 
Ummmm really? I think you need to do some digging. The region where the rockies are was under water millions of years ago when it was at a much lower level in relation to the rest of the earth. Due to plate tectonics, there was massive uplift and now the region goes well above 14000 is some places. You can't use bits of science that prove your point a disregard those that don't.
Also, in general, seriously? Noah's Ark? The pope himself probably doesn't believe that shit. It scares me that some people are taking a story from a british tabloid seriously. Why aren't you freaking the fuck out about all the stories about aliens living among us?
 
Even if they found a whole boat there it wouldn't prove anything...

Not to mention, all you have to do is consider the necessary size of a boat that can fit every single species of animal on earth along with enough food each of them to last the journey to rule this out... I could go on and on listing all of the reasons why the story of Noah`s Ark is completely ridiculous, but it really just comes down to common sense.

If you honestly believe that it is a true story, you should seriously consider the possibility that you are mentally retarded.

 
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