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Broncos - legitimate contender with top 5 defense and godly QB. excellent outside pass rush but not much up the middle resulting in Brady's ability to step up in the pocket throughout the AFC championship game. Manningface.com
Packers - Legitimate contender getting healthy at the right time, Rodgers my have cockbreath but he can throw a football.
Patriots - Todd Bradley and his team of white manlets ravage the butts of opposing defenses. With injury problems to Dennard and Talib, Arrington and Cole may battle for the second cb spot all the while giving up huge plays at critical moments. Meanwile, the LBs will continue to suck at pass defense and Bradley will be flustered by pass rush resulting in some deep interceptions. With the Giants ELIminated they will go on to win the Superb Owl anyway
Falcons - Matt Ryan crumples in the spotlight and run game doesn't back him up leading to a loss in the second round. Falcons fans finally understand that their regular season record was the reflection of a soft schedule.
Seahawks - A butthurt 49ers fan assassinates Pete Carroll leaving the team to rally behind replacement head coach. Marshawn Lunch and Richard Sherman get arrested for gun possession the night before their first playoff game and Wilson can't rely on run game despite his ROTY status.
49er - The thought of the ugly loss the the shithawks lingers in the young mind of Colon Kaperdick who shatters like a glass jaw into the abyss of forgotten quarterbacks.
Somewhere on the sidelines, Alex Smith laughs.
Ravens - Flacco finally played better than mediocre but without the same defense that carries his dooffy ass through the playoffs they will not go far.
Texans -Exposed as of late, cannot rely on allstar mexican running back so heavily who has most carries in the league and barley 4 yards per .
Clots - Luck throws three picks and then leads a heroic two minute drive down field for the WIN.
>not happening against playoff teams
Vikings - Adrian Peterson's knees explode from the weight of the entire Minnesota Vikings organization on his back. Not balance enough to do anything
btw dude is a freak
Bears? - Jay cutler stumbles into the locker room ten minutes before game time with red eyes half shut staring off into distance. Throws 4 picks then falls asleep in the second quarter and blames it on Brandon Marshal.
Broncos - legitimate contender with top 5 defense and godly QB. excellent outside pass rush but not much up the middle resulting in Brady's ability to step up in the pocket throughout the AFC championship game. Manningface.com
Packers - Legitimate contender getting healthy at the right time, Rodgers my have cockbreath but he can throw a football.
Patriots - Todd Bradley and his team of white manlets ravage the butts of opposing defenses. With injury problems to Dennard and Talib, Arrington and Cole may battle for the second cb spot all the while giving up huge plays at critical moments. Meanwile, the LBs will continue to suck at pass defense and Bradley will be flustered by pass rush resulting in some deep interceptions. With the Giants ELIminated they will go on to win the Superb Owl anyway
Falcons - Matt Ryan crumples in the spotlight and run game doesn't back him up leading to a loss in the second round. Falcons fans finally understand that their regular season record was the reflection of a soft schedule.
Seahawks - A butthurt 49ers fan assassinates Pete Carroll leaving the team to rally behind replacement head coach. Marshawn Lunch and Richard Sherman get arrested for gun possession the night before their first playoff game and Wilson can't rely on run game despite his ROTY status.
49er - The thought of the ugly loss the the shithawks lingers in the young mind of Colon Kaperdick who shatters like a glass jaw into the abyss of forgotten quarterbacks.
Somewhere on the sidelines, Alex Smith laughs.
Ravens - Flacco finally played better than mediocre but without the same defense that carries his dooffy ass through the playoffs they will not go far.
Texans -Exposed as of late, cannot rely on allstar mexican running back so heavily who has most carries in the league and barley 4 yards per .
Clots - Luck throws three picks and then leads a heroic two minute drive down field for the WIN.
>not happening against playoff teams
Vikings - Adrian Peterson's knees explode from the weight of the entire Minnesota Vikings organization on his back. Not balance enough to do anything
btw dude is a freak
Bears? - Jay cutler stumbles into the locker room ten minutes before game time with red eyes half shut staring off into distance. Throws 4 picks then falls asleep in the second quarter and blames it on Brandon Marshal.
