new ski resort in washington

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In north westtern wa ther gunna open up this place yo/ all i no yo/ is that they gunn hv fat shyt/

'Gorilla Killaz'
 
What?

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^Rowen^

Why?

'You're watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks will fire out from my nipples.'

- Excerpt from Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
 
im gonna shoot this down, they tried it with early winters, it got soooo much opposition, this would get more, nuff said, sounded coherient to me...

-Grant

*Fuck El Niño*
 
no he's right, i'm starting one up in my horse pasture, it's gonna be awesome. year round snow, with nice jumps and rails too. it's gonna be called .....fuck, i just got home. I can't think of something witty now. It's called Kevin sucks, Chris sucks more, Rowen sucks worse, and Sam sucks all of them at the same time - Resort. Plan your trip today!

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brit's rymes r poop o ya/ brits rymes r poop o ya
 
no sean, you forgot grant, i think you said he was my assistant sucker of all of them. just incase i get tired

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Sam

'i used to have a little but now i have a lot

im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

VIVA LA RESISTANCE
 
yeah grant is sam's assistant/bitch

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the ERICH FAN CLUB

 
nope. discussion is over. this thread is over. nobody post anything else. just let it die in peace

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the ERICH FAN CLUB

 
yeah, kevins got it right, so that means that kevin is the senior sucker in charge.

Kevin - General Sucker of the PNW

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Sam

'i used to have a little but now i have a lot

im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

VIVA LA RESISTANCE
 
'um, i beg to differ...'

grant begs for the cock

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brit's rymes r poop o ya/ brits rymes r poop o ya
 
ok i'll say this again!!!! end of thread. let it die!!!!!

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the ERICH FAN CLUB

 
so am i! damn the man! POST POST POST

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brit's rymes r poop o ya/ brits rymes r poop o ya
 
this thread will perserver (sp) it will not die...

keep fighting strong thready!

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Sam

'i used to have a little but now i have a lot

im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

VIVA LA RESISTANCE
 
POST POST POST

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POSTY POSTY POSTY

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brit's rymes r poop o ya/ brits rymes r poop o ya
 
POSTY 1-2-3 POSTY 1-2-3 POSTY 1-2-3---HEY HEY HEY!

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brit's rymes r poop o ya/ brits rymes r poop o ya
 
perservere

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brit's rymes r poop o ya/ brits rymes r poop o ya
 
you are werid little men from the seattle area. hush

*brooke*

'sometimes you gotta stop and remember.

that your not gonna be young forever.

think smart, have fun, stay true

and don't ever grow up.' -the ataris
 
you're a wierd HUGE woman from belingham, you shush!

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brit's rymes r poop o ya/ brits rymes r poop o ya
 
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Q: What do UW and WSU students have in common?

A: They all applied to the UW!

Q: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Pullman?

A: Because if it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a 'teethbrush'.

Q: What does it say over all of the urinals at Martin Stadium?

A: Don't eat the big white mints

Q: What’s the difference between a porcupine and Martin Stadium?

A: A porcupine has 37,000 pricks on the 'outside.'

Q: What is the difference between a coug and a bag of manure?

A: The bag.

Q: What's a Cougar's idea of foreplay?

A: 'Hey, sis, roll over!'

Q: How do you find Wazzu?

A: Head East until you smell it, then South until you step in it.

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead Cougar on the highway?

A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

Q: If two Cougs get married in Pullman and then move to Seattle, are they still brother and sister?

and now sean's ALL TIME FAVORITE!!!!!:

Q: Why did WSU decide to put astro-turf in Martin Stadium?

A: To keep their cheerleaders from grazing.

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Dear Abby,

I am a sailor in the United States Coast Guard. My parents live in a suburb of Pullman and one of my sisters, who lives in Colfax, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Moscow. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Walla Walla, for the rape and murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other is currently being held at Western State Hospital on charges of incest with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Spokane and indeed is still a part-time 'working girl' in a brothel. However, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with a STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel, with my fiancee utilizing her knowledge of the industry by working as manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves. At least this would get them off the streets and, hopefully, the heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into my family. And of course I want to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who graduated from WSU?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

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brit's rymes r poop o ya/ brits rymes r poop o ya
 
haha, good thing im moving!

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Sam

'i used to have a little but now i have a lot

im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

VIVA LA RESISTANCE
 
*insert pic of sean with his head up his ass*

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Sam

'i used to have a little but now i have a lot

im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

VIVA LA RESISTANCE
 
you already did...

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im sorry about this, but if you talkin about head up own ass, might as well go the next step, im sorry, but i must subject you to this 'own' shit

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and if you wanna blame me, well, blame google image search damnit!!!

-Grant

*Fuck El Niño*
 
no i didnt

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Sam

'i used to have a little but now i have a lot

im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

VIVA LA RESISTANCE
 
and the sad thing is, he actually searched for it.

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Sam

'i used to have a little but now i have a lot

im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

VIVA LA RESISTANCE
 
uhhhh, grant? i hope that's not you.....god.....that kid must've been BORED.

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oh god no.. SAVE IT!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!

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Sam

'i used to have a little but now i have a lot

im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

VIVA LA RESISTANCE
 
ok, so i was just gonna search for the most random thing i could think of. it turns out, that at the time, what I thought of was 'big ugly fish' I kid you not, this is what came up:

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sucks for her

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this came up too, but not so surprisingly. this one actually IS big ugly fish:

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fukcing A!!! im blind oh fuck...

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Sam

'i used to have a little but now i have a lot

im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

VIVA LA RESISTANCE
 
the sad thing is, the one on the right's chris's girlfriend

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the chair......oh god......thank you. thank you so much. fucking shit, made my day. hahahahaha, gold! and the first one! haha, sex shop!!!! that reminds me, going to pullman in a WEEK!!!!!

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No but seriously we should all just take out some fat loans and make a resort in washington. There are enough people on here to just all take out a loan of some sort and make like two lodges and 4 lifts. But have it just be like a fat park, and in the summer have a camp. We would make our money back in like 2 years if we worked our shit good. But then I wouldnt know about the reliable aspect of you guys. Mass people would go to our mountain if it was just a park..think of what stevens pass could do with all that land...But they dont even apply any of it. We would just have to apply our land and people would come from all over the world if we just made the whole mountain a fat park. and I bet it wouldnt even be that hard to make if there was people always grooming and shit.

Powder-Pig is a Blunt-Brother of mine, talk some shit and get popped by my nine.
 
that's actually a really good idea. except it would take a LOT more money than jsut all of us taking out loans. we're talking millions of dollars. a lodge and 4 lifts - you make it sound cheap. but it's a cool though. a park-only mountain in washington. thats what they should do to.....whatever that place is called behind snoqualmie.

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yea, it would be so pricey, ive been stuck watchin the stupid stevens pass video on their shuttle buses, and damn, even for a little lift it was several hundred thousand, but never know, stuff happens, and sean, where the hell are you thinking? stampede? or am i confused

-Grant

*Fuck El Niño*
 
no no no. i can't remember the name, kevin knows it. it's got a girlie name. it's the little area right behind the silver fir chair. There's a TON of really nice skiable terrain back there, the just need to put it some lifts. then snoqualmie would have some REAL acreage. They've been thinking about it for years, but never done anything. the trees are already super thin, so it wouldn't take much clear cutting either. When you get off of the silver fir chair, if you just look striaght ahead, that's the place.

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ohhhhhhh, ok, yea, i know what your talkin about, i always wondered why they hadnt expanded into that area

-Grant

*Fuck El Niño*
 
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