New Olympic Events

[iced]

I was thinking something like ski cross but everyone gets a medieval weapon

1st to the bottom of the run with the most kills/limbs wins

maybe even a group mogul event but people attach spear to horses and send them up the run from the bottom

whoever doesnt get impaled or manages to land a boner 360 before their death wins

any other ideas?

 

[iced]

I think this is "ski gabber" content, maybe a mod could fuck the thread off to there?

 

[xxACIDTRIPxx]

Mogul skiing on ice skates

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

 

[tsingtaofanatic]

Mogul skiing on ice skates

Mogul skiing with a skateboard

 

[xxACIDTRIPxx]

Mogul skiing with a skateboard

Mogul skiing on a lime scooter

 

[tsingtaofanatic]

Mogul skiing on a lime scooter

Mogul skiing on a surfboard

 

[xxACIDTRIPxx]

Mogul skiing on a surfboard

Mogul skiing on one rollerblade with random bumps laced with mines

 

[tsingtaofanatic]

Mogul skiing on one rollerblade with random bumps laced with mines

Mogul skiing on a tricycle but instead of moguls they’re swords sticking out of the snow

 

[xxACIDTRIPxx]

Mogul skiing on a tricycle but instead of moguls they’re swords sticking out of the snow

Mogul skiing on a penny farthing bicycle, except the moguls are all black holes to other bizzare Mogul field variations

 

[tsingtaofanatic]

Mogul skiing on a penny farthing bicycle, except the moguls are all black holes to other bizzare Mogul field variations

Mogul skiing on a one wheeled penny board, but the crevices between the moguls are minecraft ravines and the moguls give you instant depression and shoot flaming torches at you while you’re doing a backie off the lip

 

[xxACIDTRIPxx]

Mogul skiing on a one wheeled penny board, but the crevices between the moguls are minecraft ravines and the moguls give you instant depression and shoot flaming torches at you while you’re doing a backie off the lip

Mogul skiing except you have to run through the moguls in jandals and the moguls have fortnite characters performing epic victory royales on top of them

 

[iced]

You’ve already shit on the thread just kiss already

 

[xxACIDTRIPxx]

You’ve already shit on the thread just kiss already

Mogul skiing except it's a thread on newschoolers

 

[tsingtaofanatic]

Mogul skiing except you have to run through the moguls in jandals and the moguls have fortnite characters performing epic victory royales on top of them

Mogul skiing except a you have to snowboard with a beanie that has a flashlight on it and the moguls are actually all really small jumps that launch you into mars and there are pits of lava everywhere

 

[xxACIDTRIPxx]

Mogul skiing except a you have to snowboard with a beanie that has a flashlight on it and the moguls are actually all really small jumps that launch you into mars and there are pits of lava everywhere

Mogul skiing except you're woods off black ops 1 in a hughey and the moguls are shrimp vendors. You have 5 minutes to get as many inverted rotor kills as possible.

 

[CalumSKI]

Mogul skiing on a lime scooter

little bit of euro action thrown in there

 

[everlast]

farting

 

[tsingtaofanatic]

Mogul skiing except you're woods off black ops 1 in a hughey and the moguls are shrimp vendors. You have 5 minutes to get as many inverted rotor kills as possible.

Mogul skiing except you’re sliding in your ass whilst giant sandwiches try and rape you. The moguls are one of those coupons you get from vinyl stores to download a full “mtv unplugged” album.

 

[xxACIDTRIPxx]

Mogul skiing except you’re sliding in your ass whilst giant sandwiches try and rape you. The moguls are one of those coupons you get from vinyl stores to download a full “mtv unplugged” album.

Mogul skiing in full mountaineering kit. Except the Mogul field is actually vertical, Morpheus is at the top and will offer you two pills. Take the red pill and you realize you are stuck in the imaginations of two newschoolers. Take the blue pill and you continue to float through the endless void of Mogul field possibilities.

 

[tsingtaofanatic]

Mogul skiing in full mountaineering kit. Except the Mogul field is actually vertical, Morpheus is at the top and will offer you two pills. Take the red pill and you realize you are stuck in the imaginations of two newschoolers. Take the blue pill and you continue to float through the endless void of Mogul field possibilities.

Mogul skiing except it’s a bunch of teleskiers skiing up the moguls, and smoking huge ape sized blunts that are carried by eheath’s slaves up the hill.

 

[-skian-]

Mogul skiing except you’re sliding in your ass whilst giant sandwiches try and rape you. The moguls are one of those coupons you get from vinyl stores to download a full “mtv unplugged” album.

This thread was pretty realistic and acceptable til you used try and. It's try to, and now the IOC will not except any of these ideas. You killed your own baby before it could grow up.