New buttons

schmooey.

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i just got some new pants. they're kick ass, and they have a fly that has buttons instead of a zipper. thought it was sweet till i had to pee. you know how buttons stick the first few times you wear new pants? imagine trying to piss at a urinal with 6 times as many. it seriously took me 4 or 5 minutes to piss. anyone else have the new button problem?
 
I don't know about you guys but I never put my fly down when I take a piss I just put my pants lower as whole same applys with ski pants. There I sayd it, now feel free to judge me.
 
they have buttons isntead of a zipper? i hope you have a extra long jacket, cause you'll be taking a harsh hit of chilly wind to the nuts
 
the only problem i have with them is when im wearing a belt

i cant just unzip the fly and whip it out, i gotta like take off the belt and then unbutton to piss
 
basically if you cant just pull down yor ski pants and whip out yer dick without undoing the fly and button, your ski pants are too small.

 
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