Nerf Guns

nerf guns are the shiznit yo.

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when i was like 8, i saved up my money and bought the super rapid fire, extra power, laser guided nerf machine gun with extra ammo. but it broke. so i no longer like them.

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they used to be tite, with those yellow foam balls, but now they have thos gay ass darts. but those were back in like 1990, plus those ones went farther and hurt a little well atleast thats how i remember, but i was only like 3, sooooo idk maybe not

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lois wasnt talking dumbass

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

 
i have one of those really old ones where the balls shoot out when you push the stick forward...

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sigh, another froggy clone..hoorah

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i used to have so many of those nerf things, they were so dope

and mrsc, or whatever...i think it's a pikachu clone, give some props to the original

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the cross bow had a scope. when i was little, wed have nasty ass nerf fights in this kids basement. tipped the couches and shit, looked like a tornado went through. haha, good times

 
i have that cross bow your talking about its called the big bad bow but its broken and im to lazy to chuck it

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yea i got one of the bows, its big and blue and pinkish. You can get small ones for like 5$ now. i just got one

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

 
yeah i used to play with those things in my friends basement too. We would divide up into teams and then destroy the basment and meke these killer bases and just shoot each other for like hours. I remember we all hade 'our guns' which we always got cause we were the best with them. Mine was one of those giant squirt guns that we modified so it shot the nurf darts. That thing left mad crazy welts cause i would pump it like 30 times and nail some one with it. good times

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nerf guns are cool... i always lost the darts, however

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i hated it when you went outside and shot it but the wind just blew it away and you lost it.

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yes! someone agrees with me. the ones with the yellow balls and the handle you push forward to shoot em. those were way sicker

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'this is called the vicious blow, when you hit him you gotta strike him with yer mouth!!'--gay football coach

'wow look at the weirdo, he got his dang nab skis on backwards.....and backwards the other way too!! wow i bet that feels funny.'--some hick in Idaho
 
my friends mom wouldnt let him get anything with the 'sucker darts' because they were too dangerous. He always got wasted in our nerf battles.

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one time my cousin shot me in the eye with one of those suctio cup darts, it hurt so much

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^rough dude, my brother hit me in the eye with a frisbee when i was 4... i needed to go to the hospital and a got a butterfly bandaid.

but about nerf guns... they rule, it does suck when you lose the darts are balls... the old school ones with the long tube and tons of balls are the best by far... and the eagle eye was crap. I had the eagle eye too, but it is not even close to a laser just a red light.

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and this new froggy clone is dope... nothing but peter griffen quotes, sounds hilarious.

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nerf great, anyone remember the guns that shot the little plastic yellow BBs now those were the shit. or how many of you have had wars with real BB guns now thats painful, also dumb

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indeed with the enjoyable nerf there is always the problem of finding the balls or darts.

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nerf guns are for little kids. you want to have wars get one of these bad boys

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yea this one kid that thinks i like him has a bunch of those/\n they hurt a ton. those aree air soft guns right?

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

 
i just want more guns

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thats an m4 with an m203 Gernade launcher, hardley fun.

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that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
 
Ya thats an airsoft gun. Airsoft wars kick ass. me silva and max were having insane wars inside my house

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
 
When i was small my whole family was into nerf guns. At my cousins house, after dinner like 7 of us would go to the basement, make teams, forts, and then like shoot eachother! It was so intense! A lot of crying from being hit in the face though. ahahhaha. Good times. Had so many nerf guns too!

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All old toy guns were the best. From the old nerf guns, to the old super soakers. now irresponsible parents are suing the toy makers for ungodly amounts and now they cant make fun toy guns. Ladies and Gentlemen, they really dont make them like they used to.... oh to be seven again.

-The DR.-
 
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