Neighbors dog shitting on my lawn.

Finkle

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Okay, so it is not MY lawn. It is my apartment complexes lawn which is shared by 1 other apartment. Our neighbor who lives across the street have a friendly old dog. They just open the door and let the dog walk about the street. They will let this dog walk around for an hour or so staying in a 4 house vicinity. But for some reason that dog loves shitting on our yard. Actually I just stepped in its shit about 15 minutes ago. To top that off it was a slimy fucker, its been raining all day here in upstate NY. I am beyond pissed. Back to the dog and its owners. I am in a pickle, this is probably the 5th time I have stepped in shit in about 6 months. I love dogs and do not want anything to happen to it due to this issue. I feel my options are as follows.

1.) Call the police and report the dog next time I see it outside?.(and what would happen to the dog?)

2.) Go across the street and confront them personally and ask them to leash the dog. (They look like the Adams family. and so does the house.)

3.) Start picking up the shit and placing it on there lawn, driveway or porch?

I have considered all three options. What do you think?
 
Confront, then police if they don't do anything. Don't pick it up, it's their responsibility.

Also this should be in NSG
 
walk out with a pump shotgun and fire off a warning, dog comes back blow its brains out. ITS AMERUCA YOU PUSSY
 
Option 4:

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one time can understand, 5 other times, you should probably just notice where your stepping.
 
They are land mines. Plus there are so many leaves on the ground I couldn't tell. When the hell is this being moved to NSG?!
 
haha man the flaming bag o shit brings back childhood memories. i say do that, its classic and timeless.
 
On a serious note, just do this and be really nice about it. If they are dicks tell them you will be forced to report them/the dog if it keeps happening. They will probably just apologize and make an effort to not let the dog shit on your lawn.
 
store all the poop your neighbors dog leaves on your lawn for 3 months, it should be several large trashbags full of shit, then take your numerous bags of shit and light them on fire and leave them on his doorstep. it will end up being a shitty situation for your neighbor.
 
Shit on the dog then use the shit to glue him to the neighbor's front door with a note about poop etiquette. As he is reading the note, launch a shit-injected potato at him from your window from the potato gun you're going to start building this afternoon. Then pee on him.
 
do this exactly, and you have to give yourself a chance to say unless it's dead

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I have already explained this. It is fall, and there are so many leaves. In the summer. I just never expected it, many days I did check, but sometimes I have forget to look down.
 
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