need to get my room mate back big time

^ On that blocking the car in note, one of the kids on our team had to leave the spaghetti dinner early so while he was inside eating, we placed 3 cars around his completely blocking it in. Needless to say he was a second away from turning the driveway into a demo derby.

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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
my friends did that to a teacher, except they parked 6 inches from her doors on either side so she couldnt get to the door handle much less get in. she wasnt thrilled

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Rollers of NS unite!!!

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I'm conservative, just so you all know.

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^hahaha, hyuck!

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY

Rollers of NS unite!!!

603 for life

I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

 
Hahaha he will be walkin to class thinking hes the coolest dude around, 'Wooord man, whud up. I am so very cool. Hey whats u-' BOOOOOM!!!

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
and then the chick he likes si gonna be like 'ewwwwwwwwwww guts!'

Communism is alive and well. Just look at Canada... -trevorwoulddoit
 
any update? but hte porno mags all over hte floor was a good idea......blast music in his face when hes asleep...shart in his face

my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair

-lateralis

 
did somebody suggest sharting in his face?

What the fuck is that??

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I'm a fucking NS GOD!!

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^ shitting son... shitting...

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
shit + fart = shart....like a wet fart or seomthing like you know

my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair

-lateralis

 
if you've sharted yourself, you've tried to fart but accidentally shit your pants instead.

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
give him a buttercup , eat some enchaladas ,work up a mean stink and then drop it in his waterbottle or half drink so when he opens it to take a swig hes greeted by a fresh taste of ur ass, BONUS the stank works into any liquid. do it multiple times to let him kno whos boss

the other day i was driving with my buddy and he hits a racoon as he turns around to look at it he hits a couple of woodchucks it was classic , he is now known as the terminator- #200
 
^ Oh man we did this in another version to some nasty ass girl. Burped in a plastic bag and told her it was helium (she isn't too smart either) and she huffed that thing down!

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
ah, i get it now!

You can smoke bomb your room, but it's your room too so that would kinda suck...

There's always the creative drug and illicit goods plant though! Never fails!

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On my way to goddom no more!!!

I'm a fucking NS GOD!!

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if you really wanted to get her back bad, this would be disgusting but you could do it...

Pack up a bowl of shit, then put enough weed on top to make it look like a full bowl of pot, then get her to hit it first, and alas, she has smoked the poop

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
how about taping him to his bed with serinrap?

or

Call the fattest uglyest girl in the school and say that your roomate has an 'unnatural crush'for her.

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-I'm not lazy,I party to 5 am and sleep until 1 pm...Others dont last after 2am

-Why do stuff today when you can put off to tomorow?-Jecht

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-If I kick you in the balls,why does you stomac hurt?

-What happens when you wake up in prison and you cant remember how you got there?

All these questions you have never asked.

 
i just read all these and i think the best was the gay porno mag idea. right when his parents show up put them under his bend or somewhere close to where he sleeps

sms sess 4
 


i'd go wit hthe saran wrap idea. then somehow make him think theres a fire on your floor. he'll never screw with you again.

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY

Rollers of NS unite!!!

603 for life

I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

'well lets just say its the gov secret way of killing off 1000's of people each day. hey were over populated anyway' -dloc in referance to cigarettes

 
haha, combo. i like the gay porn idea also... its the bestest...

Communism is alive and well. Just look at Canada... -trevorwoulddoit
 
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