Need to fuck with the admin

reverendwrong

reverendwrong

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ok so this year my school has banned cell phones, we cannot have them on our person during the day, if they are at school they must be off and in your locker. If you leave it on in your locker and it goes off and they hear it, which they will cause there is always someone creepin the halways, they will search your locker and take it. they have indicated that if they see it through your clothes (outline in pocket) they can ask you to empty your pockets and if you have it they will take it, and if you ever get your car/locker searched they will search you too and take it. and if you refuse a search then you are immediately suspended for a week.

their reasoning for this is that it is a "breach of security" in the school. they claim they have had many people txting answers and alerting friends that there are searches going on. also they said their 3rd main reason was "extreeme gossiping". no joke.

now heres the kicker. If they take your phone then they can search it for anything that violates this rule. and any incriminating evidence is grounds for disipline/police intervention.

we cant even use the phones as: a music player, a watch, calculator, calender, or assignment planner. thus forcing us who may not have the money to afford these items, to go out and buy new shit, that we allready have in our phones.

so i feel that we should organize a boycott of this gay and oppressive rule. Now im not stuck on this rule getting outright changed due to the fact thatim pretty sure that wont happen, but I do want to send a message to the admin and hopefully get it relaxed a little.

My first idea was to just have everyone take out their phones at the same time but then i realized that we would all just lose our phones. But thats when it hit me why use OUR phones.

my plan is to have ppl buy multiple old nokia brick phones or other phones that dont have service/work. that way we wouldnt lose our real phones. And if we had multiple phones a person we would just have them out and pretend to txt and have them taken away. the office would end up with all of these phones and we wouldnt pick them up. They will start piling up and the office will be like WTF. I also think it would be good to enter shit into the phones that state our disjust and hopefully clue in the office to why we are doing it.

so I just wanna know what you guys think of this plan or if u have any other ideas.

I love how the school thinks this will coltrol the school better, when at the same time they cant stop students from having chew in class.
 
youd have to get alot of people to do it. in order for the admin to even start noticing that htey had all these fones. seems like a good plan if people go through with it
 
that's kinda fucked up. you should bring a gun to school...

I actually really like your idea. Just be sure to get a ton of old phones. Just a few won't bother them, but a large volume would be great.
 
"so i feel that we should organize a boycott of this gay and oppressive rule"

anybody else see that?
 
If your trying to get something from someones your best bet is to not piss them off, try to get a petition to have them chill out a bit and not be so ridiculous..
 
Haha ya seriously.

Seems like a good idea though, Put anthrax in the phones too. And have the school sluts rub the phones on their AIDS infested snatches and cornholes.
 
what a bunch of kids (including myself) is play with our mp3s and make it look like we're texting or something, while making sure the teacher is watching us. we wait for them to come over then stuff the mp3 in our bags. the teacher asks for the cell and we say "what cell?" then they take us down to the office to have our bags searched and when no cell is found, hilarity ensues.

goddammit there are just so many ways to fuck with high school teachers.
 
ive got a small group intresested allready but its no more than 6 ppl so far. but i think with time i can get support.

oh heres another reason why i love this admin too: last year a parent told the school she saw pics of kids drinking on facebook and that they should try to crack down on it. So what do they do? they creep facebook and hand over the pics to the police who proceede to fuck about 40 students over.

oh and stayfresh, the principal isnt adolf, hes acutally pretty cool, hes my neighbor and i used to babysit his kids, the board is fuckin rediculos and i think our AP is satan.
 
its within their rights to take your phone, but what gets me is them going through it. thats total bullshit. wicked invasion of privacy. they got rid of the locker privacy rights a long time ago, so you got nothing there. but yeah man plan something against that. maybe... suicide bombing?
 
or find out the teachers cell phone numers and start calling them all the time in school

You'll have to call from somewhere where no one can see or here you.

Then whose the effing hippocrit.
 
actually they relaxed the rules on mp3 players this year, so now we can use them in lunch and studyhalls...instead of never as it was last year....i may use that as plan B thanks

 
stick with your plan but go to a few malls and talk to the guys at the cell phone stands and ask for the old sample phones. (the ones that they have on display that arent real, just like shells with weight in them) most of the guys are really cool and will give them to you if you tell them the plan. me and my friends get those and mess with teachers with them all the time. that rule is hellla gay.

good luck.
 
walkouts got shit done at my school last year. but then again, we had a weak administration. all of the principles either retired or moved. among other changed rules, we are now alowed to have our cell phones in school, we just cant use them during class.
 
Just a heads up its WAY illegal for a school to look through your phone, its invasion of privacy. There a school, not the cops
 
The no mp3 rule is so gay. I used to use mine all the time when I was working. I wouldn't use it when the teacher was talking so it was ok. It helped me to focus on my work. Now if they even see you with it they can take it and your parents have to come to the school and get it for you.
 
That could be the gayest shit i ever hear
U should plan with everyone to jus leave if they pull something gay like that
They can't punish every1
 
if they try to look through your phone just say no, its invasion of privacy, and if shit keeps happening organize a walk out
 
"we cant even use the phones as: a music player, a watch, calculator, calender, or assignment planner. thus forcing us who may not have the money to afford these items, to go out and buy new shit, that we allready have in our phones. "

If you can't afford a calender, calculator, or assignment planner you probably shouldn't own a cell phone in the first place. Im sure you can live with not having an mp3 player, and im pretty sure your classrooms have clocks in them. No one NEEDS a phone with them in class. As for the invasion of privacy stuff, Im sure you can talk to someone about it and get it changed if you try enough, but then again, don't break the rules and it's not an issue.
 
I have a couple of discrepancies in your original post.

You say that your phones cannot be used as watches, planners, music players, etc. You say that 'those who cannot afford them will have to go out and buy new shit'. You can have a super high tech phone, but you can't afford a planner? C'mon.

You then go on to say that you want everyone to collect or buy old phones. Do you think that people will agree to wasting their hard earned money for a prank?

Look, no hate here. I'm totally on your side. But spend the time to think a good prank through, and if it is good enough the administration may see your side of the point. Good luck.
 
I like your idea, but I think itd be better to take advantage of the right to search if they see an outline of a phone in your pocket. Just have everyone put those shitty phones in their pocket and pretty soon theyll be tired of searching everyone. Oh and for kicks be sure to have someone bring a backpack full of phones and those packaging foam thingys. Then when they ask to search your bag just fucking dump it all over the floor.

Oh fuck theres tons of stuff you could do civil disobediance is hilarious~
 
its so stupid, how they think they are in control like that

cellphones aren't just for communicating now-a-days, I use it for my planner since I don't feel like writing all that shit down in our crappy little planners I don't use. It's also my watch, I haven't had a wrist watch since I got my phone, its got so many uses now, and people don't understand that.

The school boards are such pussys now, they try to eliminate every little risk and problem there is, until school is just a place for us to sit our asses down for 8 hours. No field trips because its dangerous and potentially lethal, oh definately no pencils because the students can stab the teachers and eachothers with it, definately no computers because the students are smarter than us and just hack their way through everything, I mean c'mon grow some balls idiots.

Our school board the VSB (the Vancouver School Board, recently changed to the Vancouver Education Board; probably spent ten grand on deciding that too) gets worse and worse every year, their just old pussy geezers trying to run shit the old fashioned way. They piss me off so much.

Oh, and I would defs join you, its ridiculous how strict the rules are getting, this isn't a jail for cryin out loud. Wait, yes it is what am I saying.

If it goes down, let me know, I'll be rep for our school haha.
 
My nerd friend did that. Like somehow in 8 grade hacked into the teachers shit. Changed passwords and stuff. Pissed off the computer apps teacher but it was ok. I think the teacher was actually a little proud of him.
 
what school do you go to, and is it district wide? i used to go to seycove, i graded though, thank god. It was getting rediculous, we had a ski/snowboard team (a race team mind you, but everyone just ditches and seshes the park while enjoying a day off school and going up to blackcomb) and we had to fill out like 10 page waivers because of that richmond kid who sued the schoolboard because he tried a backflip in the terrain park when he had apparently like either just learned to snowboard that trip, or had only snowboarded a few times before.
 
Phones are banned in our schooltoo but its illegal for the teachers to search our pockets, so it doesnt work really.
 
I go to Prince of Wales Mini
and ya I think it is, it sucks
not like I'm gonna listen though, nobody is. I'm still gonna have a cellphone in my pocket, and I'm still gonna listen to my ipod coming to school. I mean there is a certain point where it becomes an invasion of privacy and I think they're still barely safe, but one more step and they're waay past the acceptable line.

we also go on an annual trip to whistler every year for 2 nights its a sick trip but ya they make us sign ridiculous amounts of waivers. If I ever see that richmond kid...!

 
hahaha! so true.... yah just do like I did throughout highschool. break every rule you dont like! eventualy they realise they cant punish you because your fine with it and you get free vacations when they suspend you. To people saying talk it out with the board..... dont you remember what highschool was! theres no way that can work, most schools are generaly filled with dillhole ass mongers who are on a power trip and dont change unless they want to. the only way for revolution is through breaking rules and pushing buttons.
 
You are freaking out about not being able to use your precious cell phone? Your on the same level as those girls on the "my super sweet 16" show.

It isn't illegal for them to search your phone because none of your rights apply to when your at school. It's legal for them to search your car, phone or locker.

If your school is so "oppressive" (which is not what you are going through at all) why don't you switch schools?
 
I think it would be illegal for the cops too, atleast looking at the messages. It goes under the same thing than somebody looking through your mail. Dont know if you've got the same laws over there but id expect so.

Also i feel happy for my school and overall the whole education sysem in finland. We can get away with almost everything and the teachers are super chill.
 
As long as you don't use the phones in class I doubt you'll have a problem. Teachers aren't going to go out of their way to get you in trouble because theres something phone shaped in your pocket. I can't imagine NEEDING a phone in class in high school. I certainly never had my phone out in class.
 
yo, even if you hand over your phone there is no reason you have to leave your battery in it. thats just foolish.

and honestly i know your rule is fucked but texting doesn't texting in school get old, i dont understand the fascination that sum kids have with it, but its efficient for drug searches.

 
buy 10 pounds of glitter from the interweb, go onto the roof at night and dump it into the ventilation system
 
ya man deal with it ...... we've NEVER been aloud to have cellphones in school, we do obviously, but its not allowed. were not even aloud ipods and what not even for study hall .....
 
the 4th paragraph is dumb. if you can afford a cell phone and the bill, you can afford a watch, calendar, calculator n all the other features on a phone. besides that, i agree with you

what you guys should do is just tape pieces of cardboard together and print out a keypad/display and put it on the box making it look like a phone. from far enough away no one will notice that its not a real phone, and if everyone in the school did it, then the teachers would go nuts, especially since they'd see every kid walking down the hall with what looked like a phone, but really wasnt. if you had kids texting, and talking to themselves/the people next to them "thru the phone" the teachers would go crazy thinking they've confiscated something. itd only take 5 mins if that to set it up.
 
I dont have a cellphone and i get through the school day just fine. The only time you can use phones at my school are during lunch which was just made a rule this year. I think EVERY school has a rule similar to your school so kids dont get distracted during classes. I do think searching your phone is an invasion of privacy and I can see if thats why the creator of the thread is pissed.
 
waterballoons work miracles, just have a 600 balloon fight and watch them try to break it up and then nail them. that's what we did.
 
Take dicksy cups(sp?) and fill them with some nastly liquid, and staple a bunch of them together on the floor.

 
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