Need some Serious Advise

honda prelude...like id leave in like 30 min and i think i may pick a friend up....the cops in this town are retarded but........
 
Yes don't do something dumb...be queit, make sure she has been asleep for like an hour, and make sure you keep her car in tip top shape!
 
i say no, my friend decided to take his moms car out when she was on her honeymoon and he started to fishtail cause it was raining and he completely wrecked the car... so deffinately dont risk it
 
well I'd never be able to pull it off since my mom would notice if it was parked differently in any which way.
 
ohh i used to do this all the time.

sneak out the door farthest from your moms room. (they can hear everything). then push the car out the driveway. thats easy too. same thing when you get back. remember don't try to coast it in cause the brakes don't work the same.

otherwise, have fun.

also don't eat mcdonalds, that shit will kill you.
 
Heres the best "advise" you'll ever get:

1.) Learn how to spell advice

2.) Take the car only if you have somewhere important to go to

3.) Take it only if you're sure you won't get caught

4.) Take note of where the seat is positioned and all the mirrors, chances are she'll notice if there is something only a little bit off

5.) Don't get nervous if you spot a cop, just act like you're doing something you're supposed to be doing (the first time I stole my mom car, I got pulled over and I could feel my heart beat in my throat.)

6.) Make sure none of your neighbors see you driving the car, or anyone else who might know your mom

7.) Be confident, and don't doubt your driving abilities

8.) Don't wreck the damn thing

9.) Park it exactly where it was and same angle and all that stuff

10.) re-adjust seat/mirrors back to original spot

Oh, and you might want to roll the car out in neutral so she doesn't hear the engine... Otherwise, goodluck.
 
thanks for the tip...but i dont no iif i can push the muther fucker out cuz its like 30 degrees out and my drive is like 100 feet long....but ill try
 
No worries, Ive done it a time or two. You do have your permit, right? So you at least know how to drive a little bit?
 
well......ive desided not ot take the car...instead im goin to smoke up....thanks for talkin me out of it....i really dont wanna get busted(po po or mom)
 
you puss, i took out my moms car a shit load when my license was suspended, nothing bad happens dont worry. just drive slower than usual and kill the lights when you come back in.
 
Holy shit... I just wrote out the entire dialoug of me and a cop when I got pulled over when I stole my moms car. And then my comp froze. So Im not re-writing it, but it was pretty funny. He totally believed me when I told him I had a license, but just forgot to put it in my purse when I changed purses and let me off the hook. It was sweet.
 
No shit. Whenever I have a big decision in life, like marriage, a morgage, or whether or not to slap the person that started this thread, I ask the wisest people of the land: Newschoolers.
 
ahahahahaa you came on ns for advise on something like this? go for it pussy! jesus who didn't take their parents car for a joyride before they were old enough to drive?!!! just don't leave you're buddies skate board in the back seat cuz being grounded for a month fucking sucks.
 
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