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sampli

sampli

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Sitting next to a babe with pink factions on the Alta lift, but she has a backpack speaker with annoying music… do I tell her off or let it slide??

These ice coast packed down conditions are pissing me off so my temper is leaning towards the former…
 
pee in her butt or fill her sky high with that dope ass jar of queso you brought to the hill that you and your homies were going to chow down on with that epic bag of tostitos scoops because whats better than smoking blunts by yourself. Doing all of that while listening and boogieing to her music while simultaneously calling her music absolute dog shit and that she should turn it off or turn it to 1 million to the point that even the security guards cant focus while trying to leave out the snowboarders to the point that an all out invasion and war commences between the snowbird boarders and the alta security while you're filling her butt with queso while simultaneously calling her a piece of shit for blasting annoying music on the lift all the while one of your skis accidentally pops off and it alls over after that. Just because this goddamn woman wanted you to lather up in queso instead of being 3 minutes earlier to that pee break you so desperately desired to shred up the chunder gnar. Also don't rape women. Rape is bad on all levels! So maybe it isn't such a good idea to follow through with this. Maybe just offer her a slim jim to cool it down. Then whip out the bottle of wine you been saving for this moment.

**This post was edited on Feb 1st 2024 at 3:26:07pm
 
14586790:SmokedGouda said:
pee in her butt or fill her sky high with that dope ass jar of queso you brought to the hill that you and your homies were going to chow down on with that epic bag of tostitos scoops because whats better than smoking blunts by yourself. Doing all of that while listening and boogieing to her music while simultaneously calling her music absolute dog shit and that she should turn it off or turn it to 1 million to the point that even the security guards cant focus while trying to leave out the snowboarders to the point that an all out invasion and war commences between the snowbird boarders and the alta security while you're filling her butt with queso while simultaneously calling her a piece of shit for blasting annoying music on the lift all the while one of your skis accidentally pops off and it alls over after that. Just because this goddamn woman wanted you to lather up in queso instead of being 3 minutes earlier to that pee break you so desperately desired to shred up the chunder gnar. Also don't rape women. Rape is bad on all levels! So maybe it isn't such a good idea to follow through with this. Maybe just offer her a slim jim to cool it down. Then whip out the bottle of wine you been saving for this moment.

**This post was edited on Feb 1st 2024 at 3:26:07pm
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I was too scared to make eye contact with her but I think she might’ve been wearing a dope snow jacket…
 
topic:sampli said:
Sitting next to a babe with pink factions on the Alta lift, but she has a backpack speaker with annoying music… do I tell her off or let it slide??

These ice coast packed down conditions are pissing me off so my temper is leaning towards the former…
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Throw either her or her speaker off the chair would be my advice
 
Babes love effeminate dudes who don't know how to engage in meaningful conversation. Call her a name that you would have called one of your friends in middle school and you're sure to score some points with her. Honestly, though, If I were in your shoes, I'd introduce myself, then tell her she's ugly and has shitty taste in music, then look straight ahead and say nothing for the rest of the lift ride.
 
My crew lives by the code *thall shall not use speakers on the hill unless, it’s last week of the season or thou art playing chief sosa *

Tell her off OP

 
I hooked up with a girl with a backpack speaker that i met in the Thunderbound lift line at Mammoth. While I'm still slightly embarrassed by it, if i was single I'd do it again

It was late June and 60 degrees out so it feels less egregious
 
topic:sampli said:
Sitting next to a babe with pink factions on the Alta lift, but she has a backpack speaker with annoying music… do I tell her off or let it slide??

These ice coast packed down conditions are pissing me off so my temper is leaning towards the former…
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hey sorry, that was me… I was looking for the terrain park.

I thought you were cute too, wish you said something.

did you like my playlist??
 
14587466:egirl.ski said:
hey sorry, that was me… I was looking for the terrain park.

I thought you were cute too, wish you said something.

did you like my playlist??
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Pink name detected opinion rejected
 
14587234:PresidentSkroob said:
Babes love effeminate dudes who don't know how to engage in meaningful conversation. Call her a name that you would have called one of your friends in middle school and you're sure to score some points with her. Honestly, though, If I were in your shoes, I'd introduce myself, then tell her she's ugly and has shitty taste in music, then look straight ahead and say nothing for the rest of the lift ride.
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Why do all the kids on Jets do this anyways?
 
14587466:egirl.ski said:
hey sorry, that was me… I was looking for the terrain park.

I thought you were cute too, wish you said something.

did you like my playlist??
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faded than a ho
 
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