need help with girl

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so this girl is coming over tomorrow and i got nothing to do at my place, the thing is i can't nail her or do anything like that with her yet, i need some really good smooth answers that will make her happy and she will want to come back. thanx PEace

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Proud Canadian

It Ain't Easy Being Shlezy
 
dude, just be a man and talk to her, dont ask for love advice on a skiing website, even if it is under non-ski gabber

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

 
say 'you want me to stick it in or not?' or if shes too classy for that, hang out for a couple hours, then try to make out with her, if she resists say 'i think ive put in the hours, dont you?'

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
hahahaha ^ dan thats classic.. um, why dont you just act natural and not try to play off of what people on NS tell you.. Cause, eventually you are going to have to do it on your own anyways.. maybe go somewhere other than your place if there is nothing to do there.

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And the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHT!!!
 
nope gotta stay at home for it, what could i do around the house with her, tell me that

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Proud Canadian

It Ain't Easy Being Shlezy
 
wet tee-shirt contest

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

 
rent a good movie that SHE would like, that's one thing she will like, cuddle, don't try anything quickly but show interest in her....if u want things to go somewheres, whisper things into her ear that you think make her hot etc..the night is what u want it to be man,

2 Inchers Club

Tical: so this one dude says to the other

Martock_Freestylist: he said Tical shush ur mouth

FilmingBitch: yup

 
tony hawks pro skater 4, the game of life, eating and sex

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
Twister.. ey? hahaha, why dont you rent a movie or something

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And the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHT!!!
 
officially 7 replies til a serious one

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
Just be talkative and make her laugh, I went to a guy friends house yesterday with no intentions of anything at all... he got some action though which was because he was being cool. Use things to your advantage, pool, hot tub, tramp ect. If she says anything like 'Oo my back hurts' offer a massage. Come on trooper, you know the drill!

And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination.

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!
 
Are you her boyfriend or are you just trying to sleep with her? Coz just play it cool and have a talk about it. If you instigate it and she's been thinking about it but been too afraid to say anything she might think this is good. If you're fairly upfront and let her know what you want then thats probably a good thing too.

sarah@newschoolers.com
 
yeah man, hot girls hold all the power... its just not fair...

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And the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHT!!!
 
i he movie idea my good man, thatnks alot that is my number 1 choice for now, some1 try to beat him

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Proud Canadian

It Ain't Easy Being Shlezy
 
wow, that the best advice ever from the angelic chick

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
start trying to get to know her, pop in a horror movie, shell cuddle with you, after about 30 minutes of cuddling put your hand on her knee, make sure she enjoys it, shell prolly kiss you and then start making out with her and then later you can drill her!

Proud Canadian and PE owner!
 
dude, pe's a player

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
here's what you do, get gay porn, lots of it.

I think i'm going crazy...

According to a newschooler, i'm druggie trash
 
go out and buy yahtzee, fun for hours

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
 
dude, yahtzee fuckin rules

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
go to a park man, think about it, u can get ice cream and hot dogs, and watch little cute kids (girls like them but i still think little kids are the spawn of satan) and u can make fun of weird lookin people, then u can go into the woods and have some rustic sex

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
 
get Jerry Maguire. its a chick flick but really funny. its the best of both worlds. if not, go for a walk. hold hands and talk. girls go wild for that shit

Remember you were born a human being

Not a part of their machine
 
oooo, remember this, when in doubt, whip it out

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
 
so many good ideas

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
yea, movies are killer, and make sure you have a good couch...thats important...

'isnt it hard to ski backwards? dont you hit stuff?'

Till nextweek Boomshot sayin stick around and be no clown just keep on rockin'to the A-l sound as I would tell ye.

 
pull-out couches are where it's at. and good luck with your date, hope all turns out well.

Joel
 
horse shoes or frisbee or frisbee with a horse shoe

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
ask her if shes ever seen a trouser snake

hash...weed...kif.... what funny names! is this 'weed' stuff tobacco? do you really smoke actual weeds from your garden? hash? do you mean 'half?'

*skierdudeguy*

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play
 
Hahaha I love that trouser snake comment. If I were a guy I would use that so much.

And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination.

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!
 
DATE RAPE DRUG then you can do whatever you want to do...hehehehehehehehe

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To the bar Batman
 
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