NEED: good basketball chants

sowstochd

sowstochd

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have our annual rainbow classic, a big game against our crosstown rivals. we have been prepping cheers however we are looking to get down and dirty, so if you guys have any favorite cheers from your schools, or any cool college cheer vids post em up on here, creativity=karma

lets hear em
 
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we take our basketball/soccer/hockey fan cheers very seriously, probably more serious then the game itself

we are big fans of the:

"you can't do that"

"awfully quite"

"we cant hear you"

"asssssssholeeeee"

"cmon quakers, use your power, p-o-w... ER!!!!" (no homo but that shits classic, and yes, he are the horace greeley quakers)

"olay, olayolayolay, olay, olay"

"____ sucks"

also, key trick. single out one player, and get a bunch of people to just yell terrible things to him, or just yell anything at him, distract him. but focus on one guy. like when hes passing in the ball just yell his name if hes right in front of the crowed, like this Scott kid (i have no idea who he is) on the other team, everytime he has the ball on the side right in front of our crowd, i would just be like "scottttt, scottttt, look at me."

but i've heard kids say as much as "your parents dont love you" and things like that

being drunk helps
 
come to a WVU basketball game hahaha.. u will hear some good ones.
if there is somebody really short on the other team chant ompa lumpa. haha always is funny as hell..
 
oh, and when some kids air balled, when ever they got the ball, the entire crowd would chant "AIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"

shit gets in their head and they go insane. its the reason i dont play basketball, i suck and i would flip out
 
dude if they have a number 8, when ever he touches the ball just have a bunch of people yell 8 8 8 8 like those seagulls in finding nemo, works mad good we do it for soccer and they always get weirded out
 
or yea as the guy above me said.. single out they're best player.. and the entire game.. like even if its for a second. whenever he touches the ball just have everyone boo ridiculously loud.. he will get pissed and it'll most likely mess with him
 
last year one of the kids on the other basketball team got a boner and everyone started chanting "I see a bonnnnnerrrr"
 
also if anyone knows a good way to incorporate bleacher stomps or something like that, also lines from songs work/switching up words things like that
 
im not sure about "he's a freshman"

is that like a chant against the other team? like our freshman player is beating the shit outa you guys? or like making fun of the other players that are freshman?

i donno, that ones iffy...
 
We win all our home games because of our crowd. They lost every away game cuz no one goes to those.
We belittle their players and one thing i dont think anyone has mentioned is during free throws you shout whatever their pre-shot ritual is like "BOUNCE BOUNCE SPIN" then you shout when he is about to release.
 
My school sucks at sports, but we win academic state champions every year so we will ocassionaly use our "We are smarter than you" cheer:
Differential XDifferential YA squaredB squaredIntegral Pi
GOOOOOOOOOOO (School Name)!!!!!!!!!!
 
when they are dribbling yell bounce when the ball bounces, when they pick it up to pass yell pass and so on. duke does it, its annoying
 
"the ref beats his wife" is a crowd pleaser after a bad call."im blind im deaf i wanna be a ref"
pick one kid on the other team and boo him when ever he gets the ball.if theres a kid with high socks on their team or something make fun of him we did "pull your socks down"if your losing you can always resort to "lets play football", unless you suck at football
our football team got in trouble for hazing/raping freshman and 2 kids went to jail (dont worry we still won the league title) and we played a team called highland. they had there shirts off and had "highland is amazing" painted on their chests but the letters h-a-z-i-n-g were in a different color. we had to go over and shake their hands on creativity.
 
shit man. go to a university of wisconsin football/ hockey game and you will hear some legit ones.

asssssssssshole usually turns out great.
 
After a kid on the opposing team toosed up a brick, we would chant airball everytime he touched it. He started crying. It was hilarious.
 
haha same we chant "SAT SCORES..."

or

gimme a S

gimee an E

gimme a X

whats that spell? sex! sex! sex!

whats that mean? score! score! score!
 
That was a popular one back when I was in HS... good times. Others I remember:

Spell Condoms - Defense

Sex - penetration

Best of all though, was picking one player on the opposing team, someone who is wearing tall socks or something that differentiates himself from the rest of the team, and rag on him all night. Just keep yelling and yelling and be specific so he knows everybody is clownin on him.
 
i got suspended from basketball games at my college so be careful what you say. 1 more offence i cant go back to any more basketball games
 
we get people to all make really loud siren noises when the other team has the ball its funny as shit... also use many others scattered in this thread.

an addition to the "airball" chant is doing it everytime the airball-er touches the ball, it can get really annoying and so hilarious... only you cannot do it if they're the point guard.

high-pitched screams during freethrows or get everyone to play there most annoying ringtone on high during the shot
 
what the hell kinda school do you go to?

some of these are good. the problem is that our school is hardcore about chanting

our athletic directer is the biggest douche bag in the world, like hes useless and everyone hates him, including coaches (some quit because of him). so if our chanting gets out of hand, like if cursing is involved or we get too roudy, they flip out and people get in a shit load of trouble

and since we have a problem with people showing up drunk to school events (what school doesnt?), they are like hardcore with cops and shit everywhere.
 
during an opposing team foul shot, instead of screaming to try to mess him up, we usually go dead silent and everyone takes turns yelling something at the kid taking the shot so we make sure he hears us
 
Most legit post by far.

Some other ones to throw in

-The ref beats his husband

-kick him in the knee, kick him in the head, we want blood, red red red

-thats alright, thats ok, you're gonna work for us one day
 
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