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John James Moore also known on the streets as "JMO THE SNAKE" has been

a profound character in modern times. A twenty-first century Holden

Caulfield of sorts, JMO represents the youth and innocence found in

young men. More importantly, no rail is too gnarly, not slam piece is

too hot, and no blunt is too big for JMO to slay. You can show your

support for showing interest, ie, placing a pre-order, or simply

voicing your opinion on whether or not you would purchase one these

shirts. 1)I gaurantee this shirt will get you laid. It's Newton's

fourth law that once a slampiece lays eyes on JMO's face, even if it's

in screen print, she will get wet and want to fuck you. You walk onto

any college campus and a bitch will be siting on your dick in no time.

2) This shirt will increase your shred capabilities by 24%.

Sparknotes: these shirts are motherfucking badass. They harness he key

to unlocking stylishes maneuvers on hill and bitches of all sorts will

be sucking your dick on the regs if this shirt graces your chest. We're

only making a limited run of these shirts, so first come first serve.

 
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is this an inside joke with friends or completely made up from scratch? much better if from scratch.
 
Well, I'm jmo and at all these pre season rail jams I snaked the lines a lot and as I was doing my friends would yell out jmo the snack. It's sort of became my alter ego, I'm a chill dude, but JMO the snack is a raging badass, ya dig? It's pretty much a joke evolving from my nickname jmo.
 
new hartford, i didn't ride much last year because i was at school. i rode white THALLs, with tan sessions pants and a m6 jacket that was a fall camo looking thing

 
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