Need a slogan for my ski shop business card.

[bigdaddybrie]

Any ideas? Has to, obviously, be appropriate, short, and about skiing! Needs to be thought up by tomorrow.

 

[MacMahoooon]

Give the people a little something to work with. Shop name, demographic, location etc!

 

[SteveStepp]

"I like my women like i like my coffee, ground up in the cupboard" - Super Cool Ski shop

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

whats the name of the shop?

 

[bigdaddybrie]

Its in northern utah. Alpine is the name.

 

[Banane.]

If you need ski, follow the north ans you'll find us!

alpine ski shop

the best i can do, with northern utah and your shop name, in 15 second

 

[snowfinder]

lets do some white lines..!

 

[bigdaddybrie]

if only that wasnt a coke reference ('

 

[snowfinder]

shame on you. I only speak in pow terms.

 

[Pikachu.]

"fuck money get bitches" - Alpine

 

[bigdaddybrie]

definitely went with "Praise the good ol' frozen H2O"thanks for your help guiiseee

 

[funkykid200]

chasing powder since (whenever your business started)

 

[t_rob]

Lol.

 

[Banane.]

Ewww

 

[baaangthat]

"Jesus Saves"

 

[KillaSteeze]

when in trouble, huck for double

 

[jensen]

covered in faceshots

 

[SeanB]

All things aside we all must ride

 

[f.ray]

work less, ski more

 

[Cebra]

"Here, you don't break your ankles"

 

[HOTKARLHOTKARL]

I'VE GOT THE POWDER!!

You like the song where she says ive got the power

 

[The_Real_EWilly]

Put we

 

[ForeverYung]

**tuck

 

[theschneidler]

That's probably the worst slogan choice ever. Just seems a little like you'll get sick of it in like a week or two.

 

[theabortionator]

My business is as bland as my card. Please don't litter when you throw away my shitty card.

 

[DaewonS]

sorry but your chosen slogan blows. hard...

 

[bigdaddybrie]

It's to an older demographic of people and a more.. "upscale" demographic too. So it doesnt have to be super funny or witty. As much as you guys say it blows, I'm pretty alright with it. I think the older demographic will think it's funny enough.

 

[___ASP___]

yes hahah

 

[homestar]

fuck. - Alpine Ski Shop

 

[camsully93]

word! Alpine sports! Worked there last year, chill

 

[___ASP___]

then it should be "overcharging you for parabolic skis since ____"

i kid i kid

 

[Vino]

''Open even on pow days'' or something like that where you say how you give a great customer service even on the sickest ski days of the year.

 

[Vincenzo]

Sounds quite sexual.

 

[blindside]

Yikes

 

[seward]

PEE IN MY BUTT

 

[whoa-dere]

get full tilts

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Fuck came here to post this

 

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[SconnieShredder]

"Alpined you the best deal at Alpine Ski Shop."

 

[Stose]

definitely the best one in this thread so far. idk why it was overlooked

 

[t_rob]

Turning your sick days into SICK DAYS!

 

[Ryanvdonk]

"feel the magic, hear the roar, Alpine Sports is loose!"

 

[skithesprings]

Alpine Sports - A limited selection of skis and boots "on sale" at retail prices!

it will draw in customers like flies to turds.

 

[Petey.]

I'll wax your poles better than any woman

 

[J-Neal]

"because two planks are better than one."

 

[seward]

suck ma dick

 

[freeski1620]

My title at the old shop I use to work at was Steeze Manager. Boom!

 

[imkayjay]

Work hard

Play hard

Shred harder!

 

[bigdaddybrie]

I changed it to "Powder to the people"

Is that better?