Nastiest food conCOCKtion? - Food Fight help

[gboolin]

Sup homies. What is the most disgusting concoxtion that i can brew at home over the weekend to throw at a mate? Don't feel bad hes a cunt. He plans on throwing poo at me. It is currently Friday night and I need this by Monday morning,

The criteria includes:

• smells absolutely terrible

•liquid/fluid based or incredibly gooey for maximised spread

• Feels disgusting in your hair

• Gets the crowd rowdy

Cheers in advanced, and dont feel bad. He is no simple boy.

 

[Dddsz]

Goat semen

 

[270on420out]

Blend together:

Tuna

Mayo

Orange juice

Vinegar

Toothpaste

 

[.Rybak.]

Chicken milk stink bomb

 

[JayAppleJunior]

rotten eggs

 

[snowpocalypse]

Your virginity.

 

[powderdrunkie]

biohazard arrests are fun I bet.

 

[Caucasian_Asian]

Natto.

 

[250r]

just get some seafood and let it sit out in the sun for the day

 

[Baja_Blaster]

egg mayo barbeque sauce and some liquid fart spray would be pretty killer if u let it sit out

 

[Slush]

just get some seafood and let it sit out in the sun for the day

This. Get a giant freezer bag, put mayo, eggs, and fish in there and let them rot in the sun