Napoleon Dynamite...

snowforblood

snowforblood

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I am dying to see this movie, so someone who has seen it, please tell me if it is funny.

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'We've seen your future... and just like your sister, it sucks.'

Lets meet as little as we can.
 
probably one of the funniest movies out this year. so much better than the weak movies like dodgeball, anchorman or starsky and hutch, they all sucked compared to napoleon dynamite

****POWER TO THE PEACEFUL****
 
opens eveyware the 23rd

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Girl: I've lost weight since then.

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Girl: what?!?

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IDIOT

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anyone know if its coming to canada anytime soon?

i can only watch the preview so many times...

far too fly to stay stationary...
 
it looks like one of those movies that people go to see cause they want to show off how smart they are and get all the little jokes in the movie, and the complexed jokes that take thinking.

giggidy giggidy gig-I-dee

acholcol makes me its bitch

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
 
snow the best thing i can tell you about the movie, is that it is a masterpiece of attention to detail - as well as extremely creative in that sense. its funny to everyone because of how ridiclous the characters are (although never over done), but its the people with attention to detail that really appreciate the movie. sooooo fuckin funny, give it a little time and it will be up there with office space and wet hot american summer.

'Le Mat snake village - (Hanoi) - is home to a slew of snake-meat restaruants which play to the tourist market with elaborate theatrics, including killing the snake in front of you. It's then served up in every possible form, from soup to snake-belly shavings. The guest of honour gets to eat the still pumping heart - beware, it's alleged to have amphetamine properties.' - The Rough Guide to Vietnam. First world countries are for pussies.
 
^classic

Some folks look for answers, others look for fights

Some folks up in tree tops, just looking for their kites

Goes to show, you don't ever know

Watch each card you play and play it slow
 
Tina, grandma says you gotta eat!

Is there another word for synonym?

shut up donny, your out of your element-The big lebowski

Freedom is like a prostitute, Everybody wants it, but nobody wants to pay the consequences.-My friends poem on freedom for english

 
hahahha napoleon, what tell me again what you did last winter?

I TOLD YOU, i was in alaska with my uncle hunting wolverines!

and what'd you use to hunt them again?

i used a frickin 12 gauge!! what else would i use?

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a great part is when he goes with kip to karate, and the instuctor tells him to take his best shot, and napoleon unleashes a super slow mo street fighter II spinning kick thing... and then gets slaped.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
everything he does is straight out of a video game.... its so hilarious... the ground sweep kick... only our generation would get that joke... then the slap from oswald... oh god. i saw it in toronto at the super small carlton theatre... i think its only playing small screens in canadaland

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No, its playing in small indy theaters down here too

Politicaly Active Since 1992

Drivin that Train
 
sounds funny

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'i didnt really insult him, i just called him a fucken idiot' -Lateralis
 
best comedy ive ever seen. PERIOD.

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//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
fuck my theater its a big ass place but its not playing there.

Girl: Did you get it?

Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.

Girl: That was me back in may

Girl: I've lost weight since then.

Boy: I hope so

Girl: what?!?

Member Number 10102
 
can you bring me my chapstick....

no..

my lips hurt...

RRRRRAAAAZZZZMAAATAAAAZZZ

Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
^ i dont see what is funny about that

giggidy giggidy gig-I-dee

acholcol makes me its bitch

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
 
im guessing its how they say it haha, But anyways yeah I think Im gonna have to see it when I go to New york cause its nto playing near me as of yet.

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
do you have any ligers at the zoo.

whats that

what results in a male lion and a female tiger mating

Save Sugar Loaf! It's our resort, not just real estate

Detroit Pistons 2004 NBA Champs

 
^i cant belive how far off you are

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sometimes when im running water to wash dishes or something, i think about how lucky i am to have such simple access to running water and how some people will never know such a simple pleasure.

then i let it run for awhile, just because i can.

 
im gonna go see it in the theater tomorrow and ive been dying to see it since the first preview i saw like over a month ago

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-lucas

'So which is it, are you a faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfuckin servant of god?'

bomb hills not cities

 
Great movie. Like someone said, Kip at the karate place was great. And when Napolean kicks at the kid after he gets thrown into the lockers, priceless.

VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
 
if you stick around through the credits there is a great wedding scene with kip and lafawnduh. pretty good...

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
haha the best is when he asks for a pin of the girl running for president and then throws it down the hall. Or when he is playing tetherball by himself. The dance scene was hi-fuckin-larious also.

 
'there bred primarly for there majical powers'

RRRRRAAAAZZZZMAAATAAAAZZZ

Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
wow i just saw it and only thing that i can come up with is how melow it was.

Girl: Did you get it?

Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.

Girl: That was me back in may

Girl: I've lost weight since then.

Boy: I hope so

Girl: what?!?

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yea, i've watched every single preview on the movie's website, now I must go see it damnit. it looks so damn funny. Napoleon is the most mono-tone person ever.

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'We've seen your future... and just like your sister, it sucks.'

Lets meet as little as we can.
 
i have seen it, and it was a little funny, nothing really great

giggidy giggidy gig-I-dee

acholcol makes me its bitch

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
 
maybe the gay is making u soo sick your humor is no longer there

RRRRRAAAAZZZZMAAATAAAAZZZ

Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
i laughed but now as much as i thought i would but it is just so werid that its great

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Represtenin' Idaho in the best way! Will see the movie, SoCal theaters are slow to get it though...

'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
 
I guesse i am gonna have to see it, it looks SO funny from the adds, especialy when he takes the bike off the jump

I'd rather be skiing
 
u take it of any sweet jumps?

RRRRRAAAAZZZZMAAATAAAAZZZ

Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
its written by a MORMON!

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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highfly900 wtf are you talking about, it was funny, but anchorman, dodgeball and starsky & hutch were soo much better

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-jeremy-

Buy My Stuff
 
starsky and hutch sucked. plain and simple.

'your friends hate you, plain and simple, your a loser man, but your in luck, wal mart has a half off sale for ropes going on, and for an extra dollar theyll tie the knouse for you' - Ds91260

 
i wasnt impressed by starsky and hutch. dodgeball was pretty funny but anchor didnt quite give me my jollies.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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ahahahaha, this movie mmmm delicious, the first scene I couldnt stop laughing, it hurt my stomach. The actors are brilliant!

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
I just saw it today, such a funny movie, lived up to all my expectations. They could not have cast better actors, everyone played their roles perfectly.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
damn. i saw that last night. i kept sayin this is one of the wierdest movies ever. i had no clue what was happening.butit was funny

 
all i could think of during the whole movie was how much napolean looked and acted like this kid at my school.

'Oh my god. it happened again! i got better looking' Boyd
 
it wasnt hilarious, but i still liked it a lot. best part is when he randomly throws the action figure on a string out of the school bus. it was way better than dodgeball.

tinkpigers
 
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