naming a puppy...

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alright, so im getting a golden retreiver puppy on saturday, and im trying to come up with some good names. I already have a retriever, which we named after the town that Loon Mtn is in. Lincoln NH. Any suggestions?

god invented alcohol so the irish wouldn't take over the world
 
name it, get the fuck off my couch you goddam dog

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Name it nutless after u get it fixed.

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my dogs name is cat

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i named my first 2 pets after characters in the lion king, nala and simba. how about shifty?

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ol yeller.. and then put you finger up its doo doo whole so it knows never to fuck with you.!!!

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give american girls alcohol and theyll do anything, they turn into raging sluts who freak out when they see a cock and just have to gobble it down.............and thats the way girls should be. Lateralis

 
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mattser, i had a cat named dog hahaha

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McGriddle.

or if it was a bulldog name it Dozer.

im gonna have a bulldog named dozer, and a masstif or a great dane named butch. worrrrd

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wait till u get it then decide

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When he runs away that would be a mouth full though running through the neighbor hood screaming 'GET OFF MY COUCH YOU GODDAMN DOGG!' name him Hairyballsonya.

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Name it Cowboy, i think it's such a rad name for a dog.......i met a guy the other day who had a bulldog named Meatball, haha

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i was thinkin maybe johnson...since well, my first dogs name is lincoln...it would continue the 'presidential theme'... but also other characteristics...

god invented alcohol so the irish wouldn't take over the world
 
presidential theme would be horibly gay. if you're going to do something lame like that name it Mulroney... go for prime ministers

 
Napolean...

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I'm with Mike Hunt on this one. Whenever we get a new pet, we always give it a few days. See if it has quirky habits, reminds of someone you know - or don't know for that matter, or if it just seems like a 'name.'

Definately wait and name the dog after you get to know it.

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my dogs name is cinderella, and the other one is hollywood, and the other one is cowboy.

but you should go for something creative, like lightbulb, or maybe tupperware. yep, tupperware is a good name.

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

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i like to name pets after sexy things. whistler, elle macpherson, i got it; skierdudeguy

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