Names you call boarders?

Sundown5K13R

Sundown5K13R

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Got any offensive names for snowboarders? any good jokes about them?
I'm not cruel person but many snowboarders I know are inexcusably rude.
My friend calls them "gays on trays"
and here's a joke for ya:
Q: What does a snowboarder say the first time he meets a skier?A: Sorry, dude
--look, I know there are several things wrong this this, but im in a bad mood today :P
 
this thread is kind of offensive..i mean its just a different sport...
but i will say this: the first time i heard the term 'gays on trays' was from a 60 year old from my university ski club's 80th birthday dinner. a massive formal event with 200+ people....ive never heard that much laugher before in my entire life
 
yes, I know it is, but I need some ammo cuz some of the snowboarders at my hill really piss me off. I'm not saying they represent ALL snowboarders, but the ones I know are just jerks. Some guy overcame my friend the other day and rode up onto his skis. Not only did he bend his brakes and dislodge part of his binding altogether, but he actually SHOUTED at my friend for being on the mountain. Mind you, my friend is a fantastic skier, and it wasn't his fault. -Yes, I know its offensive, but I 'm in a mood :P can we do this just once?
 
there was a good south park episode a while ago. the kids got into trouble for calling people gay but they helped the town realised it was nothing to do with being homosexual and the government eventually changed the definition of the word gay to mean 'annoying person who rides a harley davidson motorcycle'
 
yeah.. fuck the hate... but the other day.. a snow boarder was like.. HOLY SHIT WATCH OUT> ANOTHER SKIER WITH OUT POLES>> CLEAR THE LANE>.... i looked at him casue were were both on the same cat track.. and said.. dude.. go fuck your self.......

i dont care what you have strapped to your feet... if you are being a shit head. i will let you know it.

but i have no love for the mono skier.
 
For every insult I've ever heard thrown at boarders, i've heard one thrown back at skiers... why don't we all grow up
 
fuck you you goomba guidette! mono skiers who rip are the raddest of the rad! i mean common who doesnt want to rip like mconkey and plake?

seriously there is no need for the hate on monoskis, they are just radder than you!
 
powder plowssnow scrapersi know these old dudes that just constantly talk shit to boarders, regardless of age, if they are 7 on a ropetow these guys will make fun of them. a lot of my friends are boarders so i dont really dislike them, just when they "powder plow" and take out 5 foot segments of fresh snow
 
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