Name my One Eyed Cat

[Broken_Rides]

I just got this used cat a couple weeks ago



The last owner called him 'Arrow',

I want to call him 'Cotton Eyed Joe', my mom doesn't agree,

What should we name him?

 

[Aidan-G]

Le Chiffre

 

[NinetyFour]

Lance.

 

[whoa-dere]

what happened?

 

[2_fadez]

Leftover. For short, just call him Lefty

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

fuckface

 

[Broken_Rides]

He was engaged in fisticuffs without another cat,

when the other guy pulled out a knife and gouged his eye out,

or so he says.

 

[Bateman]

Just call him Freak, or Anomaly.

 

[Chubz.]

name him one eyed cat

 

[JAHpow]

Something piraty like Blackbeard but since you cat has white whiskers name him Whitebeard.

 

[JustForYou]

Patches/Patchy/Blackbeard

 

[DrZoidberg]

What?

 

[NPF]

willy short for one eyed willy the pirate.

 

[Turkelton]

Sir Pirate

 

[Broken_Rides]

Previously Owned?

 

[ILLinoisance]

"Rightless" or "Woman"

 

[JAHpow]

Lost

 

[Scotty_B]

Patches

 

[theabortionator]

Obviously Willy. Anything else would just be dumb.

Also used cat? did you get him at goodwill? They have a good selection of second hand pets.

 

[KimJong-Illest]

I'd say name him something like wink because thats all he can do.

 

[theabortionator]

Only reasonable answer. In my eyes the cat's already named. You can't change destiny.

 

[jibbpeter]

Itanimulli

 

[FigNewton]

One-Eyed Pussy

 

[NPF]

first thing that came to my mind. there really isnt anything op can do now. long live WILLY

 

[dhess]

My old cat Asher also had one eye! He had it removed because he had a tumor or something.

 

[alex=]

Cyclops?

pretty simple surprised no one thought of it

 

[BLADEE]

Name it something like Dan or mike. A name that doesn't go we'll for cats, like Anthony

 

[Daph]

The Governor

 

[Arabian]

Odin, Cylon, Leela, Bongo Bongo (from zelda), or Woman.

 

[maximiliaan]

Panchito

 

[MNS]

Given that it has one eye and you referred to it as "used", i died laughing.

How about Pirate?

 

[theabortionator]

It's pretty simple to see that you're wrong. Already named willy. Why spend time trying to think of mediocre or worse names for a cat that already has a name.

 

[Quinn69]

"Lucky"

 

[DIPED_IN_SAUCE]

Not enough people got why this was funny.

 

[JahFeels]

Aw you'll have to grab some p-tex to fill in that coreshot

 

[Anathema]

sasha grey ,

even the color works, and sasha can be bigender....ial.......

 

[Jeebus.]

You should call him ugly.

 

[buttrapinpirate]

hey i am curious newschooler, how many time your used cat been mounted? true center? recommended? +k for help I am looking to buy used cat too

 

[chiefbroseph]

i second lance the one eyed pussy!

 

[Aidan-G]

You should name that dog shit head

 

[cowofawesome]

Polyphemus

 

[Errl]

Fucking lost it. You win.

 

[Sno.]

lost

 

[J-T]

I too have read the Odyssey.

 

[Shredsterr]

That's a stupid name. Name him One Eyed Nelly.

 

[Iliveinutah]

i mean i have a one eyed cat and it got named wink before i could get my input in, regardless of that fucked situation name that motherfucker black beard

 

[terraclot]

Morpheus

 

[cool_name]

god

 

[Parks.]

Nick Furry, then your cat will be the leader of the Avengers

 

[qeefmasterflex]

Plankton

 

[Willgum]

Can I just say that is a very cute cat