Name my job... and get paid

[Snowcase]

So I'm starting a new job as social media manager and they requested that I name my job title. I will be updating/replying to facebook, twitter and blog comments. Obviously can't be offensive and it needs to be related to what the job is. Winner gets their choice of $10 or OG NS lanyard.

 

[plorr]

facebook/twitter/blog post updater guy.
I'll take the lanyard please.

 

[Mr.Turtle]

Social Media Senior Account Executive

 

[tuna.]

social media associate.

 

[.jersey]

social media manager

do i win?

 

[No_Dub]

SMM

lanyard please

 

[Dirty.Harry.]

Winner.

 

[katie.]

The Publicity Guy

 

[LittleFoot]

Saucy meds man

short for social media manager, Ill take the cash

 

[geet]

The BOSS

 

[Turner.]

Viceroy of Social Media

 

[*TURBONERD*]

Media Czar

 

[*simba*]

King of everything.

 

[Lemuel]

Teenage Girl

 

[Jordan]

umm, booom?

/thread

 

[MN_Nice]

Social status and media manager.

 

[Ski.Ballet]

What company is it for?

 

[[evan]]

Well are you looking for something that is going to make you sound important or something that is going to be hilarious to put on a resume or tell your friends?

Hilarious: High Power Media God

Super Cereal: International Social Ambassador Executive Director

Malcolm in the Middle: Executive Media Power Machine

I'll take the lanyard.

 

[Rossberger]

Social Networking representative or Social Media Specialist or just mix and match those two.

 

[Snowcase]

UnCollege.org

 

[steezenskis]

senior update and media manager

 

[*TURBONERD*]

Media Swagmaster

 

[katie.]

/thread

 

[Desabrais]

Troll Bridge

 

[Afeld]

Master of Propaganda

 

[Ski.Ballet]

Media Mogul

 

[steezenskis]

check that

Grand Dragon of Media Updates is more fitting

 

[FerrisBueller]

The Social Media Man

or

The Extremely Amazing Social Media Man

aka

TEASOM

 

[skiminnesota]

Social Media Guru

(insert your name here)

bitchin business cards right there.

 

[Dwarftosser1]

Executive in charge of social networking and media

 

[JIBpsy^^]

senior Virtual social connections manager.

Supreme interglobal public communications advisor

 

[AWALLRUS.]

Media Associate Manager?

 

[Rossberger]

Not the IT guy or Social media communications/communicator.

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

senior viceroy of internet dealings regarding social media

 

[DirtyDan]

How about "That Guy" or "Social Butterfly"

 

[FerrisBueller]

Internet Connections Guru

 

[MN_Nice]

The name worthy of a God.

 

[Proletariat.]

Social Media Manager

 

[GratefulDead]

The social professional

 

[cwillygood]

Status Boss

 

[Proletariat.]

Social Media Field Marshal
or
Social Media Commandant

 

[ohmygod_basedgod]

Social media professional. Sounds authoritative and doesn't lie

 

[.newman.]

New Media Coordinator
Web Communications Coordinator
Website Coordinator
Director of Integrated Media
Social Media Manager
Marketing Manager
Content Strategist
Social Media Specialist
Digital & Social Media Specialist
Communications Specialist
Communications Associate
Online Associate
Pick one and send me the lanyard.

 

[jblaski]

International Internet Relations Manager

 

[Mr.Luke]

Legit as Balls

 

[Crack.]

Social media operations officer

 

[broto]

professional distributer of intelligence.

plus if i win you can drop off the lanyard at my doorstep

 

[*TURBONERD*]

Social Media Operator of Social Mediums

 

[broto]

or headmaster of intelligence administration

 

[MiraFFe]

ambassador of social response

 

[Anathema]

whatever you do, put your middle name first, followed by your last name and then first name
last/first and first/last are too mainstream