My younger sister turns 21 today

[volvotom]

What should I get her as a gift?

 

[-KYLE-]

post a picture, to give us a better idea...

 

[Willgum]

yeah pics are needed

 

[ryano]

so you're saying you have a sister?

 

[5m0k3we3d]

D

 

[-Mugatu]

a box of tampax and some curly fries

 

[volvotom]

Something tells me I am going to regret having posted this.

 

[5m0k3we3d]

Get her birth control, shes gonna need it

 

[roddy116]

OP DELIVERED!!!

 

[Dragonite.]

ahahahahahahahaha lost!!!But i'll give her 7.5/10

Would bang.

 

[Lansfield]

She can have my penis if she wants

 

[ryano]

who in their right mind would post a picture of their sister, who is quite attractive, on NS???

 

[cubber]

Get her a permit to carry. (my baby)

 

[Park_Ranger]

.

 

[Caucasian_Asian]

Just the tip.

 

[no_steeze]

pay her hospital bills

 

[MatRich]

Get her some pepper spray, she might need some to protect herself after you posted this picture!

 

[Miomo]

You should pull an ECB. The closer they're related to you, the better.

 

[volvotom]

Indeed, in her last year of nursing program at Loyola Chicago.

 

[James7]

give her my phone number

 

[ForeverYung]

Hahahhaha it was only a matter of time. inb4 thall rage face

 

[Dragonite.]

Hide a camera in her room..

 

[uosdwiSrjewoH]

is this thread fucking real?

probably not.

 

[maximiliaan]

.

 

[volvotom]

seriously

 

[crab_pretzel]

hahahahaha holy shit i fucking lost

 

[edai]

Assuming this is real shes definitely getting gangbanged tonight.

 

[dan1080]

just get her a bunch of gift cards or something so she can get a bunch of shit at different stores from the mall, or a bag or wallet or vibrator or phone accessories or a camera or something personal between the two of you

 

[volvotom]

Proof that it's real:



And I got her a coach bag last year, I feel like it needs to at least meet that level.

 

[feihlination]

this thread DID deliver.

idk where this will go, but i will hop on

 

[dan1080]

a day at a spa for her and a friend so she can have company and get pampered...pm me for my adressbut all kidding aside that could be a good gift

 

[volvotom]

I think I'm just going to take her to Vegas when she gets back for fall break, probably cost less than the Coach Bag

 

[Swaggermager]

Either get her some really expensive alcohol or I'll pee in her butt for a small fee

 

[volvotom]

I feel like you should have to pay me for that

 

[I_Am_Mod]

this thread isn't even op page 2 and it's already delivered beyond my expectations !-THREADS

 

[LoathesRaisins]

You blurred out the wrong one bro

 

[PJS.]

hahahahahhahaha

 

[volvotom]

hometown has ~40,000 people, Chicago ~2.7 million

 

[Cebra]

I could maybe see in her heart and see what she wants, but for that I need a picture of her naked.

You can pm it to me or post it here, I don't care.

You're welcome,

ljes, mentalist.

 

[walshie]

I need an escort for the weekend in two weeks. Ask her if she would want to come to South Carolina and have a good time and make some good money... Im serious

 

[SkiTheYeast]

Beer and lots of it

 

[LoathesRaisins]

 

[Miomo]

No one ever doubted if you were.

 

[-emile-]

have her give you a bj

 

[jcc03skis]

u cereal bro?

 

[Kreech]

Put twalls derp face on there

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Who wants to carpool with me tonight?

 

[Good_Deed]

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[Lansfield]

shotgun

 

[walshie]

rosa parks aka sits in the front seat even when u called shotgun and won't move. but I'm serious i need an escort asap

 

[Lansfield]

I want to deny that privilege, but then i would seem racist. Fuck you walshie. Fuck you and your clever car seating calls.