My work got robbed tonite

Ktownchic

Ktownchic

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so as i was working tonite. some sketchy guy comes into my work and robs us. i start flipping out and crying.

im still like shaking.
 
gimme 200 dallars in a brown bag, and a 6 inch meatball sub!

sorry though, that really sucks alot
 
well, actaully, he didnt so much as "rob" the store, as take 2 cents out of the take a penny, but damnet, it says take A penny!
 
Wow, thats pretty shitty. I would've smacked him in the face with a subway club footlong with extra mayonaise and pepperjack cheese on italian wheat bread. Then I would have stuck his head in the meat slicer thing. Only if he was trying to rob me with a toilet plunger or something of course.
 
ajhahahaha

umm let see.. Hands up! you i want cheese pickles onions.. Toasted italian bread. Salami andbacon STAT ill blow your fucking brains out.
 
about 30 mins ago, i was sitting in a car outside subway and i was thinking how easy it would be to rob. there was one person working, some pasty-skinned 14 year old kid with acne all over his face. the parking lot is right off Highway 75, so the getaway could be smooth as hell. now i turn on the internet and your tellin a story about subway gettin robbed. thats ironic.
 
ok if he didn't have a gun or any weapon then you're a bunch of fucking pansies. if the "robber" doesn't have a weapon, there's nothing he can do. i hope, for your sake, he at least had a weapon, otherwise you and your subway suck
 
Feel bad for you.

The only person I could think of who would rob SubWay is Bhill, tried to lose wieght like Jared, but was to lazy to pay.
 
or he just walked in and handed them a note saying he had a gun in his pocket and would kill them if they didn't give him money....

even if they didn't believe the robber nobody in their right mind would call BS on him. pluss its not even the workers money anyways so why do they cair if someone robbs them
 
shit...that sucks..some dude tried to rob this ice cream store near my school when i was in there...runs in with a gun before closing...too bad there were two undercover officers chilling outside....karma
 
that would be funny as hell! from a 3 person point of view so i didn't have to worry about being shot or taken hostage
 
Haha, youre full of youreself. You dont think a middle aged mage robber could beat the shit out of an 18 year old girl? In all seriousness, youd be an idiot to risk your life trying to protect $100 in the register that, if stolen, never belonged to you in the first place anyway. I woulda handed him the money too...
 
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I would have taken off my skis and sliced their head, and then stolen the money and turkey sandwiches that they had stolen and gone skiing.
 
even if the robber does have a weapon, theres a 95% he wont even use it. most people have to much to lose. armed robbery is one thing, murder is another. not to mention that if shots are fired, theres gonna be cops on the scene about 3 times as fast. still, why fuck around? its your boss's money, who cares
 
u just pull that statistic outta your ass? idk where you live but alotta surroundin areas where i live, if you dont comply u will get fuckign shot...def comply if you have a gun in your face instead of being a hero for some monotonous corporation like a fuckin idiot
 
could they still arrest you in canada? if they could, i would suggest a place like switzerland. you can do anything there, and you got the alps. I'm thinkin about shootin some bitches just so I have an excuse to leave.
 
haha. yeah i tink canada is too close for comfort. switzerland seems good. but i don't think i'd be getting much from subway. i think i'd rob a bank or something before i went
 
i doubt that. unless the guy holding up your store is a homicidal maniac, he has no reason to pop you. it doesnt do him any good to have you lying dead on the floor. instead of getting 3 years if he gets busted, he gets life. not worth it for a till full of cash.
 
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