My true love gave to me

[squashmosh]

On the first day if christmas my true love gave to me:

One glass if breast milk!

 

[Spagett+]

OP's bf gave him a bag of dicks

OP's mom gave me some sweet sweet loving.

 

[Anathema]

a potato for your royal derpness

 

[theabortionator]

A pro skier floating cork 3s

 

[catsRjerks]

An itchy crotch

 

[emopoppins]

i just gonorrhea again god damnit

 

[emopoppins]

*just got.

 

[-WZ-]

definitely just sang that in my head to see if it worked.good job

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

same. winner winner chicken dinner.

 

[marsh.]

 

[Agamemnon]

StartFragmentOn the twelveth day of Chirstmas, My homie got

for me,

Twelve manicures,

Eleven snipers snipping,

Ten food stamps,

Nine knives

a stabbin',

Eight beeps a beepin',

Seven spinners spinnin',

Six glocks a

poppin',

Five golden grills,

Four hummers humming,

Three fresh tats,

Two double

Ds,

And a copy of my favorite movie EndFragment

 

[roddy116]

A pro skier floating cork threestwo enlarged fonts

three copies of jib life

four mashed potatoes

five new episodes of chug life

six photoshop threads

seven cotton tall t's

eight Jiberish pieces

nine nose butter triples

ten splice movies

eleven perfect embeds

twelve deleted threads

 

[Filet-O-Fish]

red this as "my true love gave it to me" and thought it was going to be some sex story

 

[theabortionator]

no banhammers? Damn , she must really love you!

 

[qeefmasterflex]

Waka flocka carving turkeey

 

[daannnnieel]

aids.

 

[ABalls]

a brand new pair of pow skis