My toilet killed itself.

[CaptainObvious.]

Oh my god. I was just downstairs, making sure my dog got some water and food after getting sick. All of the sudden I hear this loud pop and then the sound of a bear or some large mammal peeing on the floor. I go into my half-bathroom and the upper tank had just spontaneously fucking cracked. It was spewing water everywhere. I shut the water off and cleaned it all up but what the everloving fuck!?!? Has anyone heard of this shit happening?

 

[Lemursodes]

R.I.P. bby you will be missed

 

[Mr.Sloth]

He was just misunderstood, it seemed like everyone was just shitting on him

 

[Guck]

You pissed him off for the last time. He couldn't take it any longer.

 

[KimJong-Illest]

R.I.P. The misunderstood toilet.

 

[white+wolf]

This can happen if someone takes an upper-decker and it is not removed immediately. Happened to my uncle a few years ago and he had to get a whole new toilet, still doesn't know who did it lol.

 

[CaptainObvious.]

I would post pics, but I feel that would further shame him. Perhaps....I never really knew him.

 

[Avifarer]

+vibes

 

[mowglii]

the same has happened in my household. Except my brother didnt know to shut off the water so our whole house got raped

 

[Peachbutt]

Guess he finally had enough of your shit

 

[NinetyFour]

Could you imagine if you had been sitting on it, grunting one out at the time?

It probably would have scared the shit out of you.

 

[CaptainObvious.]

You know what's actually scaring the shit out of me? I have three other toilets in my house and spend a lot of my time at work or sleeping. Do I have three flood-bombs just waiting to ruin my life when I'm not looking?

 

[Dirac]

it actually happens quite a bit. the maintenance guys at my work see it all the time. They use plastic ones because of it.

 

[Puzzled]

Gotta drown em before they drown you. stick that hose through the window

 

[whoa-dere]

Ha

 

[-emile-]

it was tired of your shit

 

[ElMexicano]

IT JUST COULDN'T TAKE YOUR SHIT ANYMORE!!!

 

[CaptainObvious.]

The dried corpse called to me this morning.

 

[timmi]

RIP Trayvon

 

[DubV134]

At least it wasn't a bear

 

[I_Am_Mod]

his life was a one way trip down the drain so he decided to kill himself ....

 

[leonus]

pics for reference, oh pee.

 

[Titus69]

if i had to take OP's shit all the time id probably kill myself to.

 

[KEVTRON]

Your dog got sick from drinking toilet water so he put an m80 in it to teach it a lesson.

 

[CaptainObvious.]

I would be stoked if this was the answer.

 

[corona]

don't blame yourself. it was just a crappy toilet.

 

[alex=]

this needs more upvotes jesus christ guys

 

[freestyler540]

my sympathies

 

[SamtheEagle]

I put a cherry bomb in it

 

[GrahamGould]

in all seriousness, you probably have a poltergeist, and you should get out of there before it lights your nipples on fire.

 

[a_pla5tic_bag]

>presumably, op's toilets were all installed around the same time>potentially have similar components

batten down the hatches, prepare for other exploding toilets.