My throat is gone

comeatmebro

comeatmebro

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what is going on with my throat right now is almost unbearable...every time that i swallow anything, whether it be saliva or food or liquids i get a ridiculously sharp pain below my ears and in the front of my throat. almost bad enough to bring me to tears. also i can barely talk, my voice is gone and my throat is congested and i cough a fuck load. which also hurts like all hell. i'm going to med express tomorrow since it's sunday but holy fuck what is wrong with me?
 
get some hot water... add lots and lots of salt.... proceed to gargle said water repeatedly until the entire glass is empty.... should help a lot
 
so the salt water didn't help. the pain is further down the throat so the gargling doesn't do much. also my ears feel like there is water in them. almost like an ear infection, but i have had more ear infections than 90% of kids (my ears are fucked) and this is about 100x worse. jesus christ. right now i'm spitting in a bottle.
 
since the salt didnt work... eat jello.... lots and lots of jello, that always soothes your throat, its temporary but it'll make you feel good
 
see though i also usually get strep about twice a year, and this just feels different and wayyyyyy worse. i don't even think strep is that bad pain wise, this is just ridiculous. i am basically hoping it is strep throat cause i'll kick it's ass in like a week.
 
happens to my girlfriend all the time when she goes a little overboard

dude just take a break from sucking dick for aweil... although... then you won't be able to feed your crack habbit.. maybe just dont deepthroat so excessively?

but in all siriousness it's probly just a summer cold, summer colds are always the worst and can be such a bitch I had a mad soar throat for like a week in the summer a few years ago... but ye it will hopefully just go away, but if not a geusse you could get a doctors apointment if it's really as bad as you say
 
does nobody actually feel bad for the guy? sure his friend can give him a boner, but when you are really sick, its not the time to be ripped on.

try gargling a cup of water with some ground cayenne pepper mixed in. gooogle it for the exact proportions, it worked wonders when i had a bad throat
 
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it might be that your tonsils are infected. ( if you havent had them already removed) check and see if your through is all swollen just below the jaw, if it is, then thats probably it.
 
im guessing you just have some soft of infection obviously. if you feel right behind your jaw bone and down a little bit and you feel big bumps inside don't freak out that's just your lymph nodes swelling because theyre doing work. I'm guessing that's why your ears hurt so much.
 
hey man, thats what happens when you stick large things in your mouth. but seriously you should see a doc
 
not strep, you don't cough with strep. Sounds like tonsilitis.

I got that shit out last year, worst 2 weeks of my life.
 
i feel your pain man, i ahd that shit all through winter. fuckin sucked the big one. and i had a snapple jar next to me, and i would always spit in that instead of swalloing. ++++vibesman
 
dude get this stuff called slippery elm bark, cook some up and it lines your throat with a kind of mucus type thing. its kinda nasty but it helps so much with sore throats
 
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