i used to have a bus driver that was named dotty. she basically looked like a human poodle and she was obsessed with dogs so it was a little weird. and to top things off she would always wear chrome mirrored aviators (just to be bad ass? i dont really know why)
in elementry school my busdriver had a metal plate in his head from a car crash and everytime he wanted to get our attention he would put the lil speaker thing on his plate so it would screetch