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hobbes

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Heres the story of my night:

So my friends and I decdide, to celebrate having no school tomorrow, we were gonna go to this hockey players party. So we go pick up our other friend and decide to go get some weed before this party. I was sorta excited because I had never smoked before and I wanted to try it. So we go to the local skate park and buy some stuff and we set out to find the party. Once we get there, it looks like no ones home, so we say screw it, lets go into town. So we go into the local industrail park and roll two joints. While we were in the car looking for a store to buy a lighter, I am given one joint to hold on to, so i put it in my pocket. We then went around and I had the sudden urge to take a leak and I dropp my trouser on the side of Zellers. About 10 secnds later I here my friends scream something and they take off. So i turn around and there is a female police staring right at me, and I was like "Oh Fuck". She then told me to go use a proper bathroom and if she saw me doing that again she'd take me down to the station. Through out this whole time, my thoughts were on the joint in my pocket, and i just thought about what if she got out and searched me and found it. But it turns out she didn't and we got a lighter and went and smoked them.

The end.
 
total porn intro.

cop: "i see you're pissing on public property..."

random hero: "whooops"

cop: "let's go with this"
 
Yeah, sure, she's really going to frisk you for taking a leak. What a pussy story, my partner in dealing just got out of juvy after he had been found with nearly 2 oz. of weed. Think of it as getting caught with 56 of your little joints.
 
Thats so badass dude. I mean thats way more hardcore then like Working 13 hour days of landscaping, and coming home to sleep in a warehouse. why? so I can ski? If I saw you dealing drugs I would probably lay you out. Then say your a total pussy for not being able to work for what you get.
 
WOW HOLY SHIT 2 OUNCES!!!! JESUS SAVE US

on the real though... thats nothing... my friend got busted with 4 pounds, the cops confiscated it and let him go. he's the son of this rich lawyer though, so...
 
...2 ounces and put in juvy? wow your friends badass...you totally made the thread creator look like a fool...oh wait
 
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