My roomate

tomalom

tomalom

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is a fat lazy piece of shit. hes incredibly self centered and he basically sucks at life. he has started smoking crack on a regular basis this year and im pretty sure he shoves his bong up his ass to help him sleep at night.
 
um.... wah? everyone gets a stupid ass roommate at least once in life. i had one last year that his gf came over and well, naturally, didnt want me around.. but he only gave me 5 minutes notice that she was showing up and 3 minutes to move some of my stuff out so i could survive through the weekend. my OTHER roommate last year decided that when i was in bed with pneumonia to have sex with this slutty girl in the room that i swear i could have probably gotten herpes or genital warts by looking at her....

everyone has problems, i agree crack is a lot worse than what happened to me, but everyone gets an annoying roommate at least once in life.
 
yeah my friend had a really annoying roommate. so he put antifreeze all over the kids laptop and lit the kids bed on fire. 3 days in school suspension =\
 
thanks man, by saying this you just got 1 post! congrats

straight up mess him up, dont go with the law, but if he's smoking crack then thats not your style, break the pipes, and bongs, and tell that mofo to get the fuck out, or just call the cops ha cause crack is whack
 
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