My parents are bitches

[hucker22]

i need to vent like whoa. so heres the plan i got visit my gf in detroit a 2 hour drive for thursday, come back friday with her because its my moms bday. then she would sleep here friday nite and saturday we would go back to detroit for new years with her friends and i would come back sunday before my christma party because my gf has to work sunday. perfect plan, we finally figured it out. my parents decide driving 8 hours is stupid to see my gf, my car wont make it. and get this i have to go to church sunday morning with them, so i have to be here. church is at 10. after new years eve, so i cant go out like at all. so i cant go to detroit, she cant stay here and me brinng her back sunday, i cant see her at all for new years eve. i hate being home from college, absolutly hate curfew and stupid ass parents, this is the dumbest shit i have ever delt with

 

[*rkp*]

boo hoo

 

[hucker22]

ya its tuff if you spend every day with her for the whole semester then not see her for 3 weeks

 

[Elife]

woah, thats all like 2 sentences....nice use of syntax to express the anger and urgency....

 

[witty]

my girl lives on the other end of the country..suck it up buttercup

 

[HeadNuts]

i fucked your girlfriend............twice

 

[TheStamos]

your in college and have a curfew? tell them straight up to fuck off, unless your they own your car.. HAHA should have gotten a job and got your own car huh, loser.

 

[Elife]

^oh yah, well i did her 3 times

 

[hucker22]

i have my own car, i still havnt paid for all of it. and they pay for college so if i piss them off to much i pretty much will die

 

[TheStamos]

nah, they will be pissed for a day and get over it. And dont make payments to your rent's on a pice of shit car that wont make a small 6 hour trip, what happens when its paid off and you need to go to whistler? your fucked . Just like right now.

 

[HeadNuts]

now you have gonnaherpasiphalitis, three times HAHA

 

[timmi]

smack that hoe!

 

[Luc.]

yeh welcome to what everyone else has to deal with their parents dude.

 

[lorida]

bang your gf in your parents' bed, that'll show em'

 

[chapz]

hahah

 

[bipolarskiz]

that sux

 

[CTD]

no shit. your parents are stupid. tell them you do your own thing the whole year, and your gonna continue to do your own thing. go see your gf. and fuck goin to church the day after new years. dont worry, god will be hung over too.

 

[sKILOve07]

is this the same gf that did the topless ads?

 

[k_Boss957]

cry

 

[DudeBro]

that is nice of them to pay for college for you

 

[incarnate]

shut the fuck up u wining pussy. Your a fag!

 

[incarnate]

shut the fuck up u wining pussy. Your a fag!

 

[FUUUCK]

fuck church, tell you parents you need some pussy

 

[witty]

if your calling it "bootist", than thats clearly not "how you do"

 

[TheStamos]

i LOL"D and said WOWZERRRRZ!!#1 when i read bootist...im gay

 

[kickerlicker]

whats her name... i live in detroit and i think i been on her a few times... sorry man

 

[wskibum176]

be careful for the three legged detriotian who did her 3 times, one time for each leg

 

[thecoyote]

Yeah I just don't understand how you are home from college and have a curfew...I have super conservative parents and my curfews ended in grade 10 man.

 

[estaked]

ur being a lil bitch

 

[chillonhill]

Are your parents Lesbians? Thats cool

 

[Lateralis]

you go to church on new years?

 

[Timmy_G]

Your in college? I would swear you were a middle schooler complaining about your g/f

 

[Lord_Piot]

tell your parents if you go to church jesus will fuck your girlfriend.

if he doesnt i will. or some random guy on new years. its gonna happen

 

[Timmy_G]

^ yea Piot could be right. shes at a college and on new years shes gonna get wasted. And shes gonna be with guys. alot of guys. guys like you who want to see some pussy. and then shes gonna get fucked, fucked FUCKED. not by you, but by some other dude.

 

[Torbord]

Just show your parents the porn your GF did. Then everything will work its self out.