my only two wishes

spicelord

spicelord

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i would like to be able to see my own funeral...see how many people actually cared about me and how sad they are. then i would like to come back alive.

if you had two wishes what would they be?

'nuff said
 
to never have to work again in my life and to have my left leg back.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com

 
been watchin tom saywer to much?

be a pro skier

fuck mrs.spears

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excuse me flow,

whats the soup de jour?

it's the soup of the day.

ummm that sounds good, i'll have that.

dark helmet : if there is one thing i despise it's a fair fight
 
watching your own funeral would be kinda cool, and to have hot bitches around me all day grabbing my shit and wanting it in the ass

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
it would be cool to die for awhile and see how it affected everyone. then come back alive and everything is the same (except for the hot girls wanting your shit as lateralis put it).

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
why would you care what people think when you die? life your life for yourself. i would want to be injury under any circumstance... and i am going to have to say amazingly rich, because then i could be lazy... and ski all the time.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
 
yeah if i had two wishes the first one would be for billions, and the second would be for tons of the hottest chicks in the world wanting me

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
well, id wish for 100000 wishes, and snow

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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe

 
i'd wish for the power to make it snow and to have WORLD PEACE! aiiiiiii

----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavens sake
 
unlimited wishes, then hot women and the ability to freeze time, i would do spears on stage lol

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Eco

wow i thought mtv was good for like 3 mins with viva la bam then they have this 10 spot show wildboyz. is this just me or is it primetime gay porn with a little animal sex in it?

b-wald: 'shit man..i gotta start watchin that show..'

mommy:'that idea has been done sooo many time.. dr. phil, hello?'

'Straight outa' Compton!'
 
hahahhahahha

what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
 
hah do her frozen, i dont know how good that would be......

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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Focus at Theory-3.com

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
 
die in a blaze of glory at the age of 50.

never worry about any financial problems, and just wander the world.

jesus was a liberal

thats why i vote conservative.
 
have one of those men in black mind resetter thingers, and then 'take advantage' of a lot of people

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
 
a wallet with never-ending, regenerating $100 bills. and also the hot bitches that Lateralis talked about

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'We sold some mushroom tea, we sold some ecstacy, we sold nitrous, opium, acid, herion and pcp, now i hear the police comin after me...' -Sublime
 
live forever, if only as a ghost, and id want to have lots of money, not to buy a lot of stupid shit with, but so that i could support myself and never have to work, fuck all that bullshit that you wont appreciate things if you dont work for them

die.
 
^ word to that

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In the shadows of darkness, I stand in the light.

-David

 
a free ski pass and chalet and food pass to every ski town this side of kalamaziooooooo forevor.... then a cool billion, and bitches... and the power to freeze....... and bitches grabbin my shit........and paris and britney bobbin on my johnson.....

Is this to much to ask?!?!!

jj

 
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