my old roomate

troublemaker3

troublemaker3

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a couple of weeks ago before i moved into another room i was on my roomates computer when he was out of town,i found his profile for an online dating service, it said hey ladies heres the deal-my name is adam and ive been on the single seen for too long-im 20 years old and just recovered from surgery-i like to watch the sunset and hold hands- and im not very photogenic as you can tell from the pic.......the thing is he sits in the room all day and plays x box, he beat halo 2 in 2 days, never takes showers listens to techno and throws all his toe nails on the floor....i dont know what hes trying to pull..or what kind of'ladies ' hes gonna get

 
i beat halo 2 in 2 days, i listen to techno, and i found a girl...im sure he'll find someone too, maybe someone just his type who throws her toe nails on the ground and can have farting contests with...awww how cute

 
haha i wannna make a mad funny dating profile

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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
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It's not that hard to beat halo 2 in 2 days, I friend and myself beat it in 2 and I had barely ever played x-box before

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that does sound sick

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it took me 3 days to beat h2, b/c i stopped to have sex a few times

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hucker22, your soooo gangsta. you get all the ladies i bet with your halo 2 skills

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hahaha at my school, one of my friends roomates has animated porn on his computer...alot of it

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who care about ur other roommate...are u gay that u have to go through his shit? cause it sure sounds like ur gay or homosexual

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