my new shirt

jibberjason

jibberjason

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i got a shirt. It says 'year of the woman' and theres some angel holdin a baby and under it it says 'mary virgin mother of god' I got it for $1. good deal eh? I'm gonna wear it to the bar. chick will think I'm all sensitive and shit. I'm gonna score for sure.

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I'm not made of rubber. I can't lick my elbow :(
 
naw its gonna work for sure. I'm runnin out of other good ideas. what kinda shirts get girls for you guys?

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I'm not made of rubber. I can't lick my elbow :(
 
I got some circa one... with a buch of apples on it. it works really good for some reason

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I'm not made of rubber. I can't lick my elbow :(
 
Your only problem is girls aren't looking for a sensitive guy, they just say that, they are really looking for an ass-hole. Get a shirt that sais 'I beat women' and you will be set.

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'I won't be able to vote for like...four more years.' (18 year old Tanner Hall)

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)

 
hmmmm.... I beat women eh? I'll look for that one next time.

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I'm not made of rubber. I can't lick my elbow :(
 
Women will try to fool you with a restraining order.....woo hoo you got me.....don't let them fool you....

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
buy a plain t-shirt and get some lady skills you pussy.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com

 
or keep the shirt and buy a hooker with the money you saved, cus thats about all your getting.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com

 
^amen

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gomer

takes one to know one

that was a good comeback-in the 2nd grade

you got beat up in the 2nd grade-by a kindergartner with combat boots

 
cj just owned you. and your new shirt isnt as cool as *my* new shirt. mines got the grateful dead dancing bears on it. :)

Live every day, like today is your last.

SEASON 04 --> Call me the bus driver, cuz im takin you to school!

NORTHEN REPRESENT
 
ok i tried it out. it almost worked. I was chattin up this girl and we were dancing and stuff and talking and everythig was going great... then this other girl that I met a few other times got jelouse or crazy or something and grabbed me while I was in mid conversation with the new girl and started grinding with me and stuff, for like 10 seconds only then shes like... oooh show my friend how good you move your hips, so then I grinded with her friend for like 5 seconds and was like 'dude. I gotta go.' cause U wanted to score with the new girl, but then in those 30 seconds I was gone this other guy moved in and she was like 'aren't you dancing with your friends???' but she said it mean. then I got shot down and went back to the ginding girls but they were about to leave so I got nothing. i was mad. stupid crazy jelouse girl. it was the beer! how could I not grind with some hot girl and her friend! dammit.

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I'm not made of rubber. I can't lick my elbow :(
 
no skills^

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com

 
you talk like your about 14 and i somehow doubt that story you told was actually true

-What

Happiness is an anagram for penis pash

 
my dirty old man hunting hat is a chick magnet. fucking old thing bringht orange camoflague sits about a foot off my head.

'well it looks like we fucked up and killed the only son of god because we're fucking gay like gay porn'
 
I talk like I'm 14??? hahaha. thats funny. I'm old. well kinda. the story is true.

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I'm not made of rubber. I can't lick my elbow :(
 
i like the story.

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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.'

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the

morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.'

 
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