My new possible omegle fuck buddy

[Conker]

anyone else with some adventures like this one?

 

[wait.what]

DO WANT IN

 

[deleted5]

can some one quote that comment im mad confused

 

[wait.what]

I just figured out what happened, I'm just as disappointed as you all, and for that, I leave you, with this.

 

[TMiller]

lol

 

[[evan]]

OP said that she said, quote, "I want you to shove that doughnut up ass." I think.

 

[HermioneGranger]

Doughnut in her butt, and oh yeah... BUMP.

 

[trettzilla]

lol at crazy bitches wanting donuts up their butt

 

[Chunter]

.

 

[ReignMan]

someone is about to land a plane on the bitches dress.

 

[The.Ginger]

bahahha this. you gon get raped

 

[HermioneGranger]

Bump!

 

[The_Big_Tuna]

he's most likely off to the thought of having friends.

 

[AWALLRUS.]

 

[The_Big_Tuna]

beating off* FUUUUU

 

[_MNice_]

16th page

 

[Jane6]

hahahaha awesome

I met my ex boyfriend online, and I never got raped in the butt. However he wasnt a 10 from New Jersey.

 

[casual]

assuming any of this is true.....you have an irrational fear of std's. jesus christ...if she's as hot as you say, you really, really blew it. you sound like a scared little boy. she was too aggressive? she met you on omegle...how'd you think it was going to go? missionary, under covers, lights off? massive. massive failure, you don't deserve a penis.

 

[spiderwoman]

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[CAPITA-DEVOURS]

go fuck her

 

[Mr.Huck]

 

[Mama.]

OH mahgawd. Hercules. I did not realize this thread was yours. MEGA LULZ.

 

[deleted5]

can some one quote this post because i cant find it in this thread where he says that.

 

[buddychaps]

holy bejesus page 16???

 

[caturdaze]

Dude, imagine the claim you could have if you actually put a doughnut up her butt. You'd be like Jesus.

 

[Deluge]

picssssssss

 

[DIX~]

lol this thread.

 

[theBearJew]

Was that a regular event for jesus?

 

[uosdwiSrjewoH]

that's all i remember jesus for

 

[J_MAC]

OMFG this is like the most hilarious home video i have ever seen in my life

 

[NWextrem]

Wow not gonna lie pretty disappointed i read all that

 

[so_gangk]

how do i get the half hour of my life back that i just waisted reading this?

 

[J_Christoph]

did i do homework for history class? hell no Mrs. Young, i was too busy reading about hercules fail to please ns

 

[Park_Ranger]

hahahahahahahaahahahahahah holy shit this thread is epic. sorry for the bump but i have to leave some sort of comment, after spending this entire english class reading through this. crazy freak or not, you should have completed the mission, and then never talked to her again... especially is she is as hot as you CLIAM. Doughnut in the ass... i lost it

 

[leninlover]

Bump.

 

[PaleCelery]

Ill take her number I'm probably freakier than she is

 

[Firewood]

As badly as I want to read all 16 pages...Did you get it in or what?

 

[Cotter]

threads when not on mobile

 

[db21]

go to the top of this page

 

[PaleCelery]

Sounds like you're a pussy IMO

 

[Bodhisattva_]

I'd have stuck my dick through the donut and put em both in

 

[RockyMountnHigh]

.

 

[d.mcknight]

That video was absolutely priceless

 

[HERCULES.]

rereading this whole thing brings back some of the funnest and stupidest moments of my life. makes me so happy though. looking back now i shoulda manned up and gave her the 6 inches with a dougnut around it. im never gonna get another chance to do that. shit

 

[ConnorD]

lololol you just made my day, thank you OP