My new possible omegle fuck buddy

Hey, guys ill inform you of the rest of the story.

I went to the chicks house after a 2 hour drive and when I got there we talked for a while and got comfortable with each other. Then things got serious...We started making out and i got her shirt off and so on untill we were both naked. Then, she asked if I wanted to do it, but i denied :( I wanted to but i didn't know whats been in that..I asked for a pic with my username but she said no, that woud be weird.. I apologize for making you guys go along with it by saying I got the pic when the truth is..i didnt :(
 
All that build-up, and you didn't even get it in? This is worse than the, "I'm going to triple tomorrow", thread. In roughly eleventeen seconds I'm going to rape your karma. I'm then going to walk downstairs and tell my dad I just got partially trolled. That will be all. Nahhhhh just kidding, but this was still a pretty legendary thread.
 
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12 pages of you blew it. If you were trolling, this wasn't even funny. You gotta get back on the horse if you want this thread to be worth it.
 
Jaksjksldksdj. This is unfair. Too much hype... and nothing. If it was a troll, it was a lame one... fail in both cases.
 
lmfao hahaha cody i was so fucking confused for like ten minutes. hahahaha i was like uhhhh i dont remember saying that. But what he posted is the truth prettty much i told him the story tonight on the lift. He saved me a bunch of typing. But night was 3/4 fail i would say because all went as planned, she was real and deffinitly the hottest girl iv ever seen naked, but downfall was she was insane. When i mean insane like a turnoff freaky almost scary insane. Shes like a sex addict or something. We were at dunkin d where we were supposed to meet, and as we were eating she kept saying the freakyest kinkyest shit iv ever heard and it was like scaring me ALOT not to sound like a pussy. As i was eating my dougnut she was saying how she wants me to stuff a dougnut up her ass and just lots of overkill freakyness. This kept going and then we got to her house started hooking up, she was like attacking me like violently almost and then i got to the point i was just way freaked out and wanted out. So still feeling safe, as she never touched my penis i told her i wasnt feeling it and had to go. She tears up and gets all sad and im walking out and her mom knocks on the door yelling something. Then her mom comes in (im completly dressed just laying on her bed) and screams "yall better not be fuckin in my daughter". She convinces her mom we were just talking and then her mom is super nice to me. She offers me food and for me to spend the night so i dont have to drive in the blizzard. I say no thanks and leave as fast as i could. Then on my way home adding to the fail i got my van stuck in a 6 foot tall snowdrift and was digging it out ill 3 am to go home and sleep an hour before school. The end

*sparknotes-no rape for me, girl is real and as hot as i though but, girl is crazy, scares me to much, i leave early, night is a bust npi

and stop pming me for pics all they are is bewbz
 
EPIClol obviously shes fucked cause she dtf to fuck people frum internet and shieetbut funny tale to tell your kids...hahai loled
 
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