My new favourite abreveation

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604ChittyCrunk

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I work in a Kitchen, an open kitchen so we can see the guests they can see us etc. So when we see a fuckin hottie walkin we cant just say it out loud, so we say shrimp on plate one just a kitchen term. ANYWAYS, today there was a girls 16th birthday, her dad dropped 2 grand on lobster dinners and drinks for everyone, many of them were hyph, but way to young and undeveloped. So me an a buddy i work with came up with an abreveation "GTBH" i will let you guys guess since the only feedback i will get from this is stupid gay 15 year olds sitting at home jerking off under their tall tees saying "cool story hansel"

Im just sharing an abreveation you can now use in public until the lg's catch on to it, but most of the time just like their boobs, their brain is also undeveloped
 
haha thats so funny. Im this guys new least favorite member in a forum. Like I give a shit. As far as you are concerned I was writing this thread while doing blow off a hookers clit. Its called multitasking. If you are going to attack someone you are absoloutley clueless about try hitting them somewhere where it hurts.

New abbreviation, the real reason I started this thread, and you do not need to guess this one

PIE

Professional Internet Ego

The only good part of that is the Ego, casue i just ate that shit up

I hope i make you gasp once you climax from that porn you just got off on and flip back to the other tab....

Newschoolers

Oh one of you guessed right.

Going to be hot.
 
Now you are just a dumb fuck and should shut the fuck up and leave.

"Look it me... I'm cool... I can talk about doing blow on hookers and shit... am I cool yet?!"

Seriously... you are like fucking Tom Green:

"LOOK!!! I AM FUCKING A DEAD MOOSE!!! DOES ANYONE CARE YET?!?!"

Again, shut the fuck up and leave.
 
hahah Mr.Panda you are fucking gay. If you are ever in vancouver or whistler call me up so we can have a little chat, then u can tell me what i can/cannot say on the internet.

FOIG
 
So, you make fun of people calling you names on an internet forum (reasonable) but then you call him fucking gay...Don't know why he would call you if he was in Whistler or Vancouver, are you looking to meet up in "RL", sounds quasi-gay to me.

P.S. Your abbreviation are not cool.

P.P.S. You were, in fact, not snorting blow off of a hookers clit.
 
the whole "blow off a hooker's clit" part has me confused and concerned...
first of all, from my experience, clits are often moist and surrounded by more moist tissue. seeing how cocaine sticks to polished marble, i'd assume it would stick to her clit. with this in mind, there'd be a good amount left on her clit, tempting you to lick it up and get a numby. now, that wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that it's a hooker, not your freshly-showered girlfriend. let me just say i'm in no hurry to ever lick a hooker's clit... or put anything up my nose that was once on a hooker's clit. basically, i'm a little worried that this kind of behavior is going to result in your demise, either by cocaine overdose or some intense hooker's clit virus.
i guess what i'm really trying to say is i'd use her tits or ass, not her clit.
 
WHAT'S THAT BRO?! YOU STEPPIN' ON ME BRO?!?! WANNA FIGHT BRO?!?!

Shut the fuck up and go back to acting like you are so cool coming up with stupid fucking ABBREVIATIONS!!! If you are going to talk about them spell the word right fuckface.
 
here you have it

taco.jpg
 
That you don't know the difference between an abbreviation and an acronym, and that you enjoy creeping over 16 year old girls is fairly pitiful, let's face it.
 
silly noobs always post something stupid and then get in a fight because they feel as if they have some highground

anyways tacos are gooood
 
"but most of the time just like their boobs, their brain is also undeveloped"

best line right there...

 
Old enough to pee old enough for me

Old enough to poo old enough for you

Oh Mr.Panda its cool, I know how much cooler you are than me, I mean you have more posts on this site then days you have been alive. Thats dope bro. Also, yes I am stepping on you.
 
You completely ready my mind.

And since we're on the subject of how to discretely call out a hot girl's presence, my friends and I just yell, "HEY JIMMY!" There is no significance to it at all what-so-ever except that it can be used right in front of her face and she'd have no clue.
 
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