My Name is Johnny Knocksville, Welcome to Jackass.

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Best fucking show EVER!!! Hahaha, I love the BMX Joust, or the time they dig a pit for Phil to fall in while cutting the grass on the ride 'em mower...CLASSIC!

Those are my favorite skits, what are your guys's?

 
haha yea i forgot about the ditch that he fell in cutting the grass that was pretty funny, swimming in the septic tank was about the most disgusting thing i have ever seen

I like skiing
 
i liked that thing with the body board with trucks on them. the gumball rally was great too

skiing is fun
 
hehe i have every episode of jackass and every episode of family guy on my slave computer. w00t.

Take It All
 
HAha.. greatest show ever... paintball.. crap that looked like it hurt

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Its not on anymore is it?

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-'I touched Kristy Boner's who who's'

-'Shibby!'

'Executing this trick perfectly will get you more tail than Axl Rose at the Pontiac Silverdome'

-Boyd Easley
 
ha...that show is great. but know what? the absolutely best show is the tom green show and its coming back on next wednesday! yay!

luv always,

Sonya

 
Tom Green is wicked, did you see the one where he asked the drunk or retarded(?) guy where he was going and the dude just fliped out.

damn that was a good show

 
yeah its great watching tom get his ass kicked by people he doesnt know i think its happened to him a a few times, but jackass is the best, bucket carts are the coolest thing on that show

Homer: 'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.'
 
yah tom green is good but jackass has was too many good things.. i think the trampoline transfers were so sick.. the shopping carts.. bmx jump into a tree.. all the shit with bam's dad.. nutball!, way too many good moments that i can remember right now .. anyways.. they are so my idols

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
 
oh god you CANT forget the cup test. the cup test was GREAT. the pool ball and sledgehammer... *shiver*... funny shit man. you ever seen Mad TV - Kenny Rogers Jackass... thats funny as well but i dislike the idea of mocking jackass.

'One day I'm going to learn something i swear'
 
yeah that show is the fucking funniest show i have ever seen in my entire life time

--To Be A Jibber You've Got To Be So Fresh, To Have Style And Finesse Way Above The Rest--
 
The first episodes were classic. Too bad knoxville pulled out. THe guys from jackass are doing a movie tho, I forgot the web addy but thats what I heard from one of my freinds. Oh yeah theres a new tom green special, he goes to japan or something, its on march 27.

'Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.' -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
 
yeah i heard the show got pulled of the air because to many people were sueing them...i could be wrong though...

did anyone see the episode where he pierces his ass together...

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I guess...I dont think they're very funny anymore, fucking CKY is hilarious

That was just so fresh, how you took it out of context like that...Do u have any Titanic Jokes for me?
 
Yes it is... very stupid but funny

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I dig anything done by Steve-o he's HILARIOUS. THe earthworm, the goldfish, butt piercing, and the full body waxing...hahaha he feels my pain.

~juliet~

 
cky sucks...it got old fast they were running out if ideas

--To Be A Jibber You've Got To Be So Fresh, To Have Style And Finesse Way Above The Rest--
 
I like the San Fransisco Snowboarding.

also the Jock Test, and the BMX Joust. that show is soooooooo funny.

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How many boots could three Phils fill if three Phils could fill boots?

'Hey, you forgot your basket!

Thats ok! i get em for free from pih-hill-ou' -Shaniqua Bootycall
 
big willy, the movies they make are cky, cky2k, and cky3, they are super funny, you can buy them at anyskateboard shop, they have been making since before jackass

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-Where are you going?

-Aspen

-ahh, California, Beautiful

(Dumb and Dumber)
 
CKY2K is wayyyyyyyyyyy better then any jackass episode. But jackass is pretty funny.

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~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
dude....all the cky's are badass...haha raabhimself is hilarious, in cky3 he takes 19 exlax and runs in a jockstrap and shits himself while running full speed...haha actually I dunno if thats very funny, but its funny to watch

That was just so fresh, how you took it out of context like that...Do u have any Titanic Jokes for me?
 
CKY is the funniest movie(s) ever. They are just a movie of jackass, without jonny knoxville. Most of the movie is funny, some parts are gross, and some parts are dumb.

T-lo
 
almost any skateboard shop sells them.

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How many boots could three Phils fill if three Phils could fill boots?

'Hey, you forgot your basket!

Thats ok! i get em for free from pih-hill-ou' -Shaniqua Bootycall
 
Jackass is some funny shit. The best part about the show was it's inlfuence on people. When i was at college last year a bunch of idiot frat brothers would try the same stunts after they saw the episodes. At least two kids went to the hospital after shopping cart incidents and another when he jumped off the roof into a huge bush.

Where did you find it?

I don't know. I was too excited. We're in the Lesbian stronghold
 
Bam and Rake and all the boys live a town over from where I grew up. My boys are all friends with them, you shouyld see the shit they do all the time, no camera. Its crazy shit, they had a party a month or so ago in Bam's new house

(he just bought a Ferrari 360 modena from the money he made from the the CKY's.) They were all jumping on tramps naked and doin silly shit. There is a new jib flick by Nick Mercon called Burger Time that is the same way but with jibbing and hucking. Check it out, you'lll be sure to like it.

'TRY THE SWITCH MCNASTY' D-BO
 
somnethinbg

you know that i saw this man sitting on the corner and then i turned and hit by a truck a possum was when the racoon said to me the zebra and elephant where hitting the bong while the cow and deer where doing blow but then it occured to me that drew was gone

late,

fish
 
last year every friday on video anocements there was a part called aces it was like a wannabe jackass that 5 kids from by school did. it was hella funny. this year they can't do it because they got in trouble. that sucks.

'love the gift from the earth and whats from the earth is of a great disworth so before you knock it try it first for you will see it is a blessing and it's not a curse if you don't light my fire then don't come around cause i'm gonna burn one down yes i'm gonna burn one'

ben harper

 
jackass is ok but for some real shit look around the internet for amature shit. MTV won't take your clips but there are some sites that will.

 
Fuck i missed tom greens new show where he goes to Japan. The best stunt on Jackass was Mexican Snowboading. It tottally raged on snowboarding.

 
the hunchback one was cool

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!

Damn Danish's are good. ehh jon? hahahaha, Je n'oublierai pas quand mon ordinateur a baisé vers le haut un jour et a fait des million et des million de poteaux dans au moins de 5 minutes!

 
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hte urban kayaking, when wee min is in the bag and the fat gay asks the cabby to help him iwth his bag, and the one were they are in football pads on the street and just kill each other
 
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